Mad Libs/examples2
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The bikinis atop the ricers[edit | edit source]
It all started when a xylem ablated a PlayStation. Then things got pointless. The geometric elephant employed a prostitute then things got even more big. Eventually pointless took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Mr. Potato Head. Made up of a angel a plasma cannon, ricer and arc welder these four things would rise up and take down the evil algorithm. Their plan was to dry him in the monster then, while doing that, rescue the cancer from the beloved arthritis
Flying Scots[edit | edit source]
There was once a custard named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he litigate to the whip just to see the bikinis. Suddenly he found that his mesothelioma had turned pointless. Soon he found himself flying into a queen. When he landed, he died. Then a DICKHEAD fag named Fidel Castro who called himself the ASSWIPE Avril Lavigne, suffocated him in the nipple 0 times then said "It's 65oF here you CUNTING ASSCRACK!"
death[edit | edit source]
One day Albanian Hulk Hogan was chased by 0 pedestrians, turned into a brony, eaten by 65 gators, framed, stung by mosquitoes, decapitated, cancelled, dipped in acid, touched by Michael Jackson, crapped on, disassembled, uninvited to the party, disembowelled, huffed, squashed by a 0 ton block of lead, Goatse'd, imploded, thrown off a cliff, sent to detention, Death Note'd, End Task'd, disenchanted, put in the dryer, thrown into the fire pit, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, popped, Aeroblasted, sacrificed by the Aztecs, eradicated, burninated, found out, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, sent to Pluto, thwomped, swallowed by Kirby, nuked, vandalized, turned into a brony, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, SolarBeamed, deep-fried, put in the dishwasher, suffocated, raped and killed, and then poned by a bade speeler. The End.
people[edit | edit source]
Eryn Norcott is blessing my Zork.
Quinn Binley is blessing 0 bikinis.
Gana Gaunt is blessing Woodrow's codpiece.
Quinby Turk suffocated my computer.
Jillian Quinton analyzes my castle.
Elsinore Evitts analyzes bikinis.
Alysha Quadling suffocated my sparkle sprayer.
Sarah Kate Wansey suffocated Gaylord's igneous protrusion.
Houlihan Keep is in their air blessing their bikinis.
Ursula Yarwell is hairless.
Bobby Zender is suitably shaky.
Jonny Lee Leach has one useless armour-piercing zip gun useless armour-piercing zip gun useless armour-piercing zip gun.
Marietta Yearsley is suffering from an oedipus complex.
Mare Lila Enfield is about to be chased by 0 pedestrians.
Janace Carrothers could litigate a CD.
Orlina Alexander could litigate bikinis.
Lashon Thorndike could litigate a sanguine cellphone.
cigarette of suitably expensive chisel litigate pointless oddball[edit | edit source]
A caterer litigate a furry oil spill when dogma will litigate the attack page. Pac-Man is suitably pointless because mongoose is not suitably bulbous. However, to litigate from another television, the pointless may suitably be the pointless cinderblock of dogma. A Utility Muffin Research Kitchen will litigate in the contagious Ford Pinto, but until vandalism, litigate!
But to litigate in some other sysadmin, let us litigate a potato that atop pile of flaming horse feces was mandate. By that furnace, we can litigate that pumpkin will litigate unless cockroachs litigate.
When I Was a crocodile[edit | edit source]
When I was a young eeble
My father took me into Visby City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the a urologist of the Pixie,
The a secretary, and the bikinis?"
I said, "lmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Africa O'Mulberry and Donald Duck,
The Max FP they have suffocated?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Carrion Crawler
To lead you at the Jordanhill railway station
To join the Tit wank parade!"