Mad Libs/examples

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Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One imitation fake vomit on Phoenicia

by Joey Barton

Nine times out of ten, the chromosome could bake the candlestick. One automobile next a hero ate a bachelor worth the bananas. Not in the slightest, the cows meditated extremely.

While across Egypt, Alexander the Great had legislated it and said relentlessly, "So, I may not behead the pedophile. Before you know it, completely I might not."

As a rule while lackadaisically pyrrhic, Bertrand Russell amid The City of Blinding Lights had lathered the nervously petrifying arctangent. Subsequently and badly, Antarctica had thoroughly legislated the white boys

Story 2

This Is What Happens When 51 virii riot throughout a Kodak That Is About To Be fired

By Pervez Musharraf

In contrast, under. "What!" Said Meg Griffin. Fatty Arbuckle Sreamed "You blessed a dephlogisticated air codswallop!". "Yeah" replied Paris Hilton, "At Blackfoot Empire". Then Bill Gates ASPLODEd DWIII's critter. Vince McMahon said "I'll get some mango. And The Rock Can virtually meditate on and throw search engines at stupid old Rupert Murdoch. Then AAA Screamed "AAA! A a Couatl!". Whatever That Thing Was, It pwned Michael Moore's mouth and lungs. "Oh Man!" Said Mr. Peanut, "It's 0^oC Out Here!". Then Adolf Hitler was attacked by The Cheat with a pie gun, while Ronald McDonald got eaten by a hopping flame. Vince McMahon suddenly Jumped versus an aviator that was incredible and relentlessly accentuated. Gottfried Leibniz Said " My Favorite Color is turquoise!". "There's Nothing like raw oyster!" said Jim Carrey. Emperor Palpatine interrupted "Zarking fardwarks, Get incarcerateing silly anvils! Sal Fasano, you're an operating system! And Brian Peppers You're a a Crone!". Then Sun Tzu woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big blocked user blessed Stephen Colbert's armpit. It was yellow. "Help!" said Jack Phoenix as he riotously expelled of a microscope. Before anyone could reward, Adolf Hitler terrorizeed, grabbed a shortsword and said callously, "SAGE," Before being subvocaliseed by a Dragon

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a fealty like an escape pod

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that delete

And houseplants that jump like tubes

I want a girl with the right bananas

Whos fast, and thorough, and shitty as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short mycobacterium,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong arccosine

I want a girl who gets up colloquially

I want a girl who stays up ruthlessly

I want a girl with flammable prosperity

Who uses a neverland to cut through crimson encyclopediae

With cartilages that shine like nuclear reactors

And a voice that is bloody like moist glass

She is fast, thorough, and educated as a tack

She's touring the plagues, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short LSD,

And a long, long rickroll

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a riddle with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a sparkle sprayer that will get her there

She's changing her name from Oliver Twist to Mickey Mouse

She's trading her mouse for a white lint

I want a girl with a short meep,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

fantasy

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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