User talk:Thatdamnedfollowspot

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See the first thirty-something close to 80 posts here! There, I think that fixed everything.

Start talking below! I promise I won't let it fill up like my answering machine, inbox, or mailbox!


I don't mean to be forward, but...[edit source]

Let's have sex. --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:33, August 26, 2011 (UTC)

I don't mean to be forward, but sure, why not? What could possibly go wrong? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:35 Friday, August 26, 2011
Okay, tonight. I'll pick you up at eight. --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:54, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
But it's already 8... Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 04:55 Friday, August 26, 2011
Okay, well on an off note, I see you use tags in your sig, tags have depreciated, and don't work for most people here. Go to find out how to fix it. --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:57, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
I've already been round and round about my signature issue. So what do I do now? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:36 Sunday, August 28, 2011

Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.[edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:19, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon![edit source]

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--ChiefjusticeDS 07:12, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost![edit source]

--Wanna see a magic trick? 01:21, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost![edit source]

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:25, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:17, 27 October 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:02, 3 November 2011

Generic UnSignpost header[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:50, 10 November 2011

UnSignpost - 17 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:29, 17 November 2011

UnSignpost - 24 November 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 24 November 2011

UnSignpost - 1 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:14, 1 December 2011

UnSignpost - 8 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:24, 8 December 2011

UnSignpost - 15 December 2011[edit source]

--ChiefjusticeDS 10:47, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 22 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:50, 22 December 2011

UnSignpost - 29 December 2011[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:55, 29 December 2011

UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012[edit source]

Greetings[edit source]

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 18:57, 6 January 2012

UnSignpost - 12 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:02, 12 January 2012

UnSignpost - 19 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:06, 19 January 2012

UnSignpost - 26 January 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:28, 26 January 2012

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:11, 3 February 2012

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:25, 10 February 2012

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:58, 18 February 2012

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:47, 23 February 2012

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 1 March 2012

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012[edit source]

~ Pointy.png I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 8 March 2012

UnSignpost 5 April 2012[edit source]

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:47, Apr 5

It's beginning to look a lot like…[edit source]

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