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It's another sunny day in Cairo, an idle taxi driver standing by his car is approached by a good looking American female reporter..

Reporter: Hi

Egyptian: wa aleikom es-salam ya otta!

Reporter: Do you speak English?

Egyptian: Berfect!

Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you?

Egyptian: Interfiew?! (narrows eyes in distrust) you mukhabarat? I didn't do anysing! I am good Egybtian! I did not show za photo of za brezident wearing dress!

Reporter: ... Sir, I'm a reporter for--

Egpytian: Oh, you no mukhabarat? Nevar mind. Forget I say anysing about za brezident in dress. He is very man.

Reporter: (looking baffled) Name?

Egyptian: Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo.

Reporter: Sex?

Egyptian: Yes blease. You want to do in taxi? It's very nice. Nearly has air-condition and za chairs are camel lezar. (Full article...)

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... that Michael Jackson should have had more apples to keep his doctor away?
... that if Abraham Lincoln was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?

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June 4: International Smack-A-Kid Day

1452 - Christopher Columbus outvoted on naming the Santa Maria, "The Shitbag".
1776 - Thomas Jefferson asks for first two-week extension on the Declaration of Independence.
1863 - Rain causes International Celebrate Yesterday day to be put off until next day; mass confusion results.
1900 - John Jefferson of Oak Ridge, Pennsylvania, awakes from forty-year sleep, dies of asphyxiation inside coffin.
1942 - The Battle of Midway begins with a surprise attack on Konami.
1980 - Every child abuse offender is released in Texas due to prison overcrowding and a decline in child abuse.
1989 - Chinese children are put in tanks and forced to run over screaming protesters in Tiananmen Square.

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Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account. From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

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