User:Tom?!

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Hello! I'm Tom. I like cake and zombies, but not necessarily in that order. I have a lumpy thumb because I accidentally cut part of it off once with a cat food tin lid.

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“Those of us who love freedom must work together to do everything we can to disrupt, deny and bring to justice Tom?! who has no soul, no conscience, who hates freedom.”

~ George W. Bush on Tom?!

“The British Empire and the French Republic, linked together in their cause and in their need, will defend to the death Tom?!.”

I live in England, I am owner of a fine second hand Playstation 2 and a small television. I like to tie cats to dogs so they run around in circles and fall over.

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