User:Shimazu/List of Wikipedian and Uncyclopedian land war units
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This page lists Wikipedian and Uncyclopedian units of war on land (of course, not including planes and guns).
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Health Warning: Putting this template on a page consisting of a few lines or worse will not save you and may actually get you banned. This page will be re-checked on 7 July 2011Name | Usage | Description | Amount Remaining | Weapons | Picture |
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Mobile Assault Sheep | Ground Defense Vehicle | An upgrade to the stationary Llama cavalry, these units are able to withstand colder temperatures. | 50,000 | 150mph ramming speed, rockets, and grenades. | |
Uncyclopedian Militia | Trooper | Those troops are mostly brave civillians who are willing to sacrifice themselves for the Glory of Uncyclopedia, and are found in large numbers. | More than 100,000 | One rifle, machinegun and a M1911 gun along with spears and swords. | |
Uncyclopedian Infantry | Trooper | Basic Uncyclopedian soldier, they look like lame communists but are truly brave and sacrificable. | More than 90,000 | One blaster and a M1911 as well as QVFD machineguns and VFD rifles | |
Tiger tanks | Battle tank | Borrowed from nazis, they are almost invincible tanks that roamed the battlefield of WW2. With the Un-Wiki war begining, Germany sold those tanks to Uncyclopedia, recreating the WW2 scene. | 50,000 | One giant 1 88mm cannon and a 1 7.92mm machinegun | |
Clone Trooper | Trooper | Pretty much disposable infantry. Can do a lot better then a regular soldier, though, but lighter armed. | 1,000,000 | A ICU blaster rifle and 6 plasma grenades. | |
Oakland Raiders and Pittsburgh Steelers | Football Team | Those football teams didn't join the war by signing pacts, they just ran into the conflict! | 100 | None. They just run into their enemies. | |
Jeep | Vehicle | The standard light Uncyclopedian vehicle, more heavily armed then either of its Wikipedian brethren. | 500,000 | 1 minigun, and 1 .50 cal machine gun. | |
T-80 | Battle tank | The T-80 is the Uncyclopedian counterpart of the M1 Abrams. Though less heavily armored and less heavily gunned, the fact that it can hover over the ground compensates for this. | 100,000 | 1 75mm cannon, 2 .50 cal machine guns. | |
Squirrel | Trooper | These are Uncyclopedia's spies. They do the hard job while the others are drinking beer. They won't get paid but please don't tell this to the squirrels, cause we promised to pay them. | 10,000,000 | 500 Nut bombs, 2 2cm teeth, 1 60mm Nut gun | |
Un-Reasonable Exploration and Discussion team | 游击队 | Copied from the game Team Fortress 2, those guys consist of a Spy, Sniper, Engineer, Soldier, Spy, Demoman, Heavy, Medic, and Scout. Spy is French man who doesn't surrender, Engineer, Soldier, and Scout are thin Americans (that came as a suprise), Sniper is Australian, Demoman is one-eyed, drunk, black Scotsman, Pyro is a man OR a woman who likes fire, Heavy is Woman and Communist, and Medic is German. | 1 | A number of secret weapons like a plasma cannon, as they are Uncyclopedian counterparts of the Chinese 游击队. | |
Sentry | Automated defense gun | Made by the TF2 Engineer, these guns can shoot enemies which are detected the sentry's IFF (Identify Friend or Foe). These guns are upgradable so they have, at level 2, two Heavy Machine Guns, and at level three, they have the two HMGs that level 2 has, but also a rocket launcher. The Engineer said, "F'r instance, how am I gonna stop some big, mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod mounted little old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... [deadly serious] not pointed at you. ". Good thing we managed to kill the Wikipedian TF2 Engineer. | Infinity, because the engineer can build more than 50000 per minute. | Due to their level division, diffrent levels will have diffrent turrets. LVL 1 - heavy calibre machine gun, LVL 2 - two heavy machine guns, LVL 3 - two heavy machine guns and a missile launcher (fires four rockets at once). |
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Commando Elite | Trooper | The combination of a Terminator and a toy soldier, these man-sized robots are designed to be super-accurate, killing enemies at long range with a basic M1911 pistol. | 10,000 | Only 1 M1911 pistol. |