User:Mascal4

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Member of the Order
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Mascal4 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
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Yep, I'm in...

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This user is a native speaker of Português.
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This fucker speaks Português heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user does not speak Português and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Português speakers.
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This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers .
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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
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This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers .
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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user's future is so bright, they've gotta wear shades.
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This user's IQ is over 142.
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons. Help!
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This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.
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This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
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See? Look at them. They really like the llamas.
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No, seriously. That's them there, on the llama.
← See?
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
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What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
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Whoa! You made it! Good job!
Have some llama love!!
Then go away.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user is not American
…and unabashedly proud of it.
(But they're not saying where they're from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.)
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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No, really!
Usb!
USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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This user seriously needs to calm down.
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This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?
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This user is an asshole.
Please avoid direct contact.
MEH
This user redefines lazy!
MEH
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This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.
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