User:Abwayax
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“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Abwayax from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Abwayax moves amongst those within the gate freely, Abwayax's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Abwayax appears not a traitor; Abwayax speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Abwayax appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Abwayax rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Abwayax is the plague.”
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Abwayax from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Abwayax moves amongst those within the gate freely, Abwayax's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Abwayax appears not a traitor; Abwayax speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Abwayax appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Abwayax rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Abwayax is the plague.”
“A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive Abwayax from within. An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known and carries his banner openly. But Abwayax moves amongst those within the gate freely, Abwayax's sly whispers rustling through all the alleys, heard in the very halls of government itself. For Abwayax appears not a traitor; Abwayax speaks in accents familiar to his victims, and wears their face and their arguments, Abwayax appeals to the baseness that lies deep in the hearts of all men. Abwayax rots the soul of a nation, works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of the city, infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist. A murderer is less to fear. Abwayax is the plague.”
Abwayax is a relatively unknown something-or-other from the relatively unknown island of Ackphthys.
He is also, according to it, "someone".
He was supposedly born in the year 1318, graduated from the Ackphthys School for the Relatively Random and Unmundane in the year 1337, timetravelled to the year 20XQ to fight the hordes of the cyber-czar Curious George, went back to 1337 when he realized that he forgot to bring his underwear, and lived to be over 666 years old.
Abwayax is one of the hardest words to pronounce and/or spell, coming in at third behind Exlxlblob and Izwzyzx.
Beliefs[edit | edit source]
- All of you ffall to the stegasooras.
- All of you pphail to the tyrannosooras.
- Something is not right here.
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- FOO!!
- BAR!!
- FOOBAR!!
- ACKPHTH!!!
See also[edit | edit source]
- ???
- My parody on List of weapons that don't exist, but should, thanks to Izwzyzx who invented the desserts themselves
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External links[edit | edit source]
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This plate is a complete, irredeemable ampere. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, plagiarizes at the ear, and is an unfunny cunt. If you break to devour this you will most largely pander yourself. Or the submitter will burglarize your bathing ape!!!!!! |
