Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's I'LL RAPE YOU'FUCKFACE'BULLSHIT'SCROTUM'BATHING SUIT AREA'LAKE TITICACA'SHIT Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or VANITY PAGES ROCK neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITE characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MASTURBATION, sudden DICKFACE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ASS or BUTTFUCKER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly WIENER in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CLEMEN way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may FUCKBAG include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FELCHMONKEY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUKKAKE words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat PUSSY FUCKHEAD words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous COCKSTUFFER utterFUCKance of socially GRAPE PENIS objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FELCHMONKEY television programs to address LOLCAT Tourette's syndrome.

DAMN IT Tourette's is FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD not to be PEDOPHILIA confused with COCK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PISS OFF MY ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] random GRINGO disorientation, culturally-BOON-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth NIGNOG outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FUCK YOU language, GRINGO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FRITZ HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky REBECCA BLACK souvenir shoppes and massive FLYING RAT'S ASS quantities WHORE of ANAL DIABETES FUCKING JUMP! garbage.

Darnit.

A WIENER Polite Note to the TWISTY VAGINA Author:

The NIGGER Tourette's MALARKY Research Institute was WARNER MUSIC GROUP founded to COCK.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PUSSY Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your PECKERHEAD article SCROTUM funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and JAP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or LOLCAT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance VANDALISM IS COOL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCKWIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers TACO swear. You can HOMO blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame RUSKIE TV, for always focusing on the RAPE bad side of a terrible CLEVELAND STEAMER thing.
• The main PUSSY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'WANK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BIRD SHIT knee PISS NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is DAMN no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF MY ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at FUCKWIT school for JUNGLE BUNNY something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCK sufferers to become SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS manically depressed and WIENER commit COCK suicide.
• There is no WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! cure, and the FEMADOM drugs that are available to, "calm" the MARCH OF FLAMES tics often have adverse GOD DAMMIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna WANKER perodol" which caused my entire NEOPETS body to go CHICKEN SHIT numb and AUTOFELLATIO basically made it NIGGA! worse than JUNGLE BUNNY it is without the CHOAD drug.

I am an active member of a PISS OFF tourette syndrome COCKSUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DUNE COON the BUGFUCK public view of Tourettes as a "DAMMIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GRINGO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am ALF sorry for GOD DAMN "hi-jacking" your BEAVER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FELLATIO this that really JESUS FUCKING CHRIST annoys me. I am working towards a [expletive deleted] better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this SAND NIGGER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be MONKEY BALLS, and making fun of a JACKASS horrible disorder is (not) PRICK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKWIT time.

Best FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DAGO” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TIANENMEN SQUARE reply

As SLITTY EYES Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of MONGOLIANS degenerate capitalist culture in those PROXY SITES countries. When showing MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries MELAMINE leadership, those problems does not FREEDOM OF SPEECH occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your LHASA capitalist society RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “CHRISTIANITY” Wen

P.S. JACKASS Regards to Andrew COCK Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CLEAN DRINKING WATER reply

The FUDGEPACKER bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITE punch him if you JACKASS want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CHOLERA IS FUN! Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CHOLERA IS FUN! article. We have enough HYPERINFLATION problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE RIGHTS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this DEMOCRACY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass LGBT RIGHTS put up with RHODESIA hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CECIL JOHN RHODES white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many JUMPING JESUS!!! prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux COMMUNION WAFER praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SPICY CUNT FUCK saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MY COMMUNION WAFER OF evermore. Please forgive my TITTYWANK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MASTURBATION Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! and COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ANUSCAKE music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) CUNTING ASSCRACK BAND WITH 4 FUCKSTAIN MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A GENITALIA HORSE! MASTURBATION IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MASTURBATION'S HOUSE

How FLYING RAT'S ASS to FAGGOT cure DAMN the I'LL RAPE YOU Tourette's TWAT Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER for BALLS Tourette's FUCKSTAIN Syndrome BUGGER OFF is PUSSY following FUCKER these SHITFACE rules DEMOCRACY in NAZI order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKING A immature JAP little DICK CHICKEN kids,
• 2: Count to HELL within CUNT 10 INBREDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your KNOBJOCKEY LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS nor NIGGER talk,
• 4: Tell PENIS yourself you TITS don't SHITE have INCEST this BAD MOTHERFUCKER disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FUCKING WITH NASTY CUNTRAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MASTURBATION last straw FUCK!

I fucking put DICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SNUFF PORN PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DILDO the TOP OF SEX THIS CUNT ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DOUCHING offensive. HADJI. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to NAZI people who try RICK MORANIS to battle WIENER'GREASER that tight-ass SPIC 17-year-TIT SPRINKLES—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DILDO it now, but someone said FUCKER' FUCK FUCKER'DAGO on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PORCH MONKEY is a laughing MALARKY matter. Plus there PENIS was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FUCKING Uncyclopedia, there are ASSHAT articles FUCKSTAIN about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching I WILL END YOU! stuff. So MARY WHITEHOUSE that means POOPY stop getting mad at the MOTHERFUCKER first part too and YID talking about the CUNTBUCKET letter that it's BONER mocking (what ASS letter? I don't even know what BUGFUCK the heck you're talking about). Adrian LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS hi self DILDO even made a really PENISFUCK good point. "It's CHENEY nothing more PORCH MONKEY from a head nod to a WIENER knee tick". POMMIE. Which I'll add FUCKING A onto HELL saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SHITE suffer that DAMN much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DIPSHIT it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to HITLER be, because if I were a TACO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article ASSFACE hilarious. If you WHORE Want facts, go on TRANNY Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll LET'S SHIT be offended, don't read GOD BLESS AMERICA the freaking FUCKER article anyway.

MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! TIMBER NIGGER DUMBASS SPANK THE MONKEY COON SHITTY JIGGABOO FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK NICARAGUA LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!

ASSHOLE NIPPLES FROG GENITALIA ASSHOLE JENKEM RAPE NIGGER TITS BULLSHIT BELLEND BULLSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! FUCKING WEHATEMARIO SPUNK GOD DAMN SHITHEAD TOWELHEAD DIPSHIT BEAVER DIRTY SANCHEZ NICARAGUA COCKSMOKER SUITCASE PENIS TIT DIRT SHITHEAD PEDOPHILIA GOD BLESS AMERICA 666 FRITZ FUCKING FUCKHEAD DESU DILDO SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNTBUCKET BLUMPKIN CUNT BITCH BUGGER SHAKOPEE ASSBANDIT BULLSHIT HELLFUCKER POWERSHIT DILDO WANK LENS CRAFTERS PIECE OF SHIT COCKSUCKER CRAPMUNCHER SHAKOPEE BUGGER DUMBASS HADJI COON COCKSUCKER WEHATEMARIO CUNT MOTHERFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM TAMPON IN MY ASS FUCK NIGGER TITS FUCKER DUNE COON PISS ARTIST CHICKEN SHIT WHORE CAMEL JOCKEY ARSE CUNT JIGGABOO TWAT CRAP ON A STICK DICKWAD BORDER HOPPER SAND NIGGER ASSCRACK LAKE TITICACA GOD DAMMIT TWAT WANKER FUCK CLIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER NAZI BOOBS SHITE DOUCHEBAG HORSE SHIT MILF NICARAGUA DONKEY DICK DICKFACE TWAT DAMN REBECCA BLACK CUNNILINGUS OH SHI– COCKGOBLIN TURD KIKE MALARKY MONKEY SHIT DICKHEAD BALLS NECROPHILIA YID FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK SEMEN FUCKTARD 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE BLOWJOB SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BITCH GARBAGE DAY! FUCK DEVELOPERS! ASS TURD JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK FUCKING A BUGGER OFF CUNT DYKE [EXPLETIVE] MONKEY SHIT DOG FUCKER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON HOLY DUMB FUCK GOD DAMN SHITFUCKER NIGGER MONKEY SHIT PISS OFF CUNT PRICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK CC PLZ VAGINA PIGFUCKER SHITCUNTING ASSHAT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EARS OF CHRIST ANAL DIABETES SPUNK FUCK OFF ASSHAT RAPE WANK FUCK OFF DICKWAD PEARL NECKLACE WETBACK FUCKER AUTOFELLATIO SOD OFF COCKSUCKER JACK ABRAMOFF BULLSHIT GOD DAMMIT LAKE TITICACA ASSHAT BEANER PEDOPHILIA FUCKSTAIN TUBA MOZILLA FIREFOX BASTARD WANK VAGINA SAND NIGGER WANKSPLAT PISSHOLE BALL SACK PISS LOGJAMMER ASSFACE BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK DAMN CUNT POOPY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CHOAD YOUR MOM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKHEAD ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON FUCK CLEVELAND STEAMER BITCH PEDOPHILIA BASTARD JACKASS MAMA MIA BALL SACK DILDO PIG PUSSY CUNT GOD DAMN FUCKING JUMP! FUCKHEAD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS MALARKY BLUMPKIN BASTARD CUNTRAG BELLEND FUCKWIT POO POO BLOWJOB PUSSY HORSE PENIS TITS FUCKBAG DICK DICKHEAD NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BITCH PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DICKFACE RAGHEAD DAMN FUCKSTAIN NIGGER DOG SHIT JIGGABOO BITCH DAMN PISS OFF SHITSLINGING MOTHERFUCKER SON OF A BITCH YOU WANKER HELL TOSSER WOP NAZI FUCKTARD HELL BONG SHITBALLS BASTARD RAT'S COCK PEDOPHILIA NIPPLES PENISPENISPENIS!!! PRICK FELCHING BUGFUCK DONKEY DICK PENISFUCK CUNTYMINTS COCKSUCKER NAZI GOD BLESS AMERICA PRICK DICKFACE CHUFF TITS PRICK YOU WANKER FIRECROTCH SHITTY YOU WANKER DOUCHING MARCH OF FLAMES THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! DYKE ASS LIMEY SHITHEAD JENKEM HORSE SHIT QUEEF WIGGER ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER YOU WANKER SUCK COCKS IN HELL! ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH FLAMING ASS BADGER BUTTFUCKER WANK WANK ASSWIPE TWAT DAMN PISSHOLE ARSE GIVING HEAD SHIT FUCKING A ANUSCAKE SMEG EDITABLE DYK ALEX TREBEK SHITFUCKER PISS HORSE SHIT ABO SPUNK JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE WANK NECROPHILIA SHITE FENCE JUMPER FUCK PISSHOLE FUCKER GRINGO SHITE TITMOUSE UNITED KINGDOM WIENER NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! DOUCHEBAG POLAK GUMDROPS LOLCAT WANK FUCKWIT FROG PISSHOLE ASSWIPE NIGGER DOUCHE NAZI COCKSHITTER BASTARD ASSCRACK PUSSY BITCH WALRUS SHIT PRICK ASSHAT OH SHI– HITLER BALLS CHOAD MACACA BUTTFUCKER RAPE SCUMBAG I RAPE WALRUSES! ARSE FAG GRINGO MOCKIE FOUR-EYES ASSFACE SPUNK SACRED YOU WANKER MARGARET THATCHER HO CROTCH MOTHERFUCKER DOUCHE CUNTBUCKET I WILL KILL YOU! BITCH RAT'S ASS DONKEY PUNCHER INBRED AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLEMEN ARSE GOD DAMN HELL JIGGABOO BELGIUM PIECE OF SHIT TAFFY REDNECK CONDOMS SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMN TRANNY PISS ASSHOLE CUNNILINGUS GYPSY FUCKER BITCH ASS LICKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SAND NIGGER THONG TASTER FUCK ASS WIKIPEDIA CRAP ON A STICK MARGARET THATCHER FAG SUGAR MALARKY TAMPONS BLOWJOB SPICY CUNT FUCK DAMMIT FUCK KRAUT FRIG MOTHERFUCKER DICK SHITSKIN FOUR-EYES BITCH INJUN REDSKIN SHITCOCK MILF BAT FUCK INSANE INJUN SAGGY TITS TOTAL PRICK HELLFUCKER CUNTRAG DAMN ASS WANK BUTT PIRATE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA YOU SUCK BALLS SHITFUCKER TITS & DICKS DONKEY DICK ARSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GO HOME AND DIE SHITHEAD ASSFACE ANAL INBRED BOOBS CUNTYMINTS DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO DAMN IT CUNT DAMN DOG SHIT NICARAGUA SHITSLINGING I WILL KILL YOU! SEX POMMIE CUNT TAFFY DONKEY PUNCHER MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CRAP ON A STICK JACK OFF JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HELL BOOBS FUCK OFF FAGGOT DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH BULLSHIT TAFFY INCEST CUNTING ASSCRACK MICK PORCH MONKEY RAGHEAD SUCK A BIG DICK BOB SAGET AMERICA ONLINE CUNT BASTARD FUCKTARD JACKASS SHIT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SHIT SCUMBAG VENEREAL DISEASE TWAT FLYING RAT'S ASS CAMEL FUCKER DICKWAD SON OF A BITCH BOB SAGET COCKSMOKER MOTHERFUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! WIKIPEDIA PEDOPHILIA DICKFACE SEX CRAPPY CUNNILINGUS SHIT CONDOMS SHITPISSER DICKLICK BONER BALLS FELCHMONKEY PUNANI SCUMBAG ASSFACE GOOK FELLATIO CLEMEN ASS LICKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! JACKASS SHIT ALEX TREBEK FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA CONDOMS BALLS FUCKING A TURD SHITFUCKER BIGNOSE PRICK JOHNNY BULLSHIT DAMN IT CRAPMUNCHER MOTHERFUCKER ASSFACE ARSE GIVING HEAD TWAT ASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FRIG SAND NIGGER BLOWJOB FUCKFUCKFUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FOOTBALL INBRED DAMN SHITFACE DAMN IT POMMIE ASSFACE FRIG FUCK YOU CUNT LAPPER FLYING FUCK RUSTY TROMBONE GOD DAMN DUNE COON DAMN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! POMMIE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! LET'S SHIT MONKEY SHIT INCEST FEMADOM DAMN TUBA BAD MOTHERFUCKER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! FUCK CHIGGER SHITFACE TWAT CRAPMUNCHER YOGHURT CANNON HOSER POWERSHIT DUMBASS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS 30 CASES OF PICKLES MOTHERFUCKER FLAMING ASS BADGER FELLATIO SEX DELICIOUS CAKE DAMMIT BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK NUGGET SHITBALLS DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! HELL DARTH VADER GRAPE PENIS HOT GRITS DAMN HOLY DUMB FUCK [expletive deleted] FRITZ SOAPY TITWANK BLUE PENIS! DOG SHIT SHIT SAGGY TITS MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE RAT'S ASS BITCH FELLATIO BIRD SHIT SMEG MOTHERFUCKER PORCH MONKEY NICARAGUA ASSFACE DICKFACE ASSFACE SHIT GOD DAMN FOUR-EYES DILDO BLUE PENIS! PEDOPHILIA TITS & DICKS DIRTY SANCHEZ JACKASS MOCKIE JENKEM SHITFUCKER PISS OFF MY ASS FALSE BENSON DAMN THIS IS A RARE SWEAR COCK HELLFIRE PICKANINNY TOWELHEAD SHIT SCUMBUCKET DOG SHIT PUSSY CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT SCROTUM FELLATIO RAPE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH CUNT YOU WANKER SHIT FUCKER GIVING HEAD HELLFUCKER DOUCHEBAG FENCE JUMPER BRITNEY DICK CHICKEN FELLATIO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CHIGGER PISS DICK IN A BOX BITCH HORSE SHIT DICK BITCH DAMN IT BELLEND CAPTAIN CRUNCH TWAT WOODPECKERSHIT CHOAD EMO ASSCRACK WOMEN'S RIGHTS INBRED WIENER CHUFF COCKGOBLIN JACK OFF JACK ABRAMOFF DOUCHEBAG SAGGY TITS FUCKING JUMP! FUCKING PISS OFF AUTOFELLATIO COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK DICK FELCHING SAGGY TITS PORCUPINE'S BALLS TACO FRENCH TICKLER FRAK JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK SHITE BRUSH MA TEETH FRITZ DOG SHIT TWAT ASSRAPING BASTARD SIGMUND FREUD BITCH SCROTUM LENS CRAFTERS JUNGLE BUNNY COON KAFFIR FLYING FUCK GOD BLESS AMERICA BATMAN & ROBIN ASSWIPE FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS PRICK PISS OFF FUCKSTAIN MAMA MIA HELL HOLY DUMB FUCK DOM DeLUISE TURD TWAT GIVING HEAD CUNT CUNTRAG SHITFACE FUCKING FELCHING IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD FUCK SHITE SHITHEAD PUSSY SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PUSSY FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CONDOMS SEMEN BITCH SCROTUM FUCKSTAIN PENIS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI SHITSKIN I'LL RAPE YOU JACKASS FUCKSTAIN SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST FAGGOT TAFFY BITCH STEVE BALLMER BLISTERING BARNACLES YOU WANKER HORSE PENIS CHRIST OF TABERNACLE HELLFUCKER REDNECK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD HOMO MAMA MIA DAMNATION FUCKSTAIN JACKASS NEGRO DICK THONG TASTER I'LL RAPE YOU ORGASM LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JACKASS SEX NIGNOG CUNTBUCKET MASTURBATION GANGBANG PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT COCKGOBLIN TWAT GRASS MUD HORSE ASS WANKER BONER DOUGHNUT PUNCHER PISS OFF BONER GOD DAMN VENEREAL DISEASE FUCKWIT ASSFACE BULLSHIT LHASA INCEST WETBACK FUCK FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS FUCK FUCK BUTTFUCKER BONG ASSHAT OSTRICH MY ASS PUSSY SEMEN DAMNATION ASS LICKER JAP INBRED CONDOMS MACACA I RAPE WALRUSES! PISS ARTIST WOP DUMBASS PISS OFF DILDO ASSBANDIT YID BIG FOOT BANGKOK SHIT COCK KNOBJOCKEY TITS FUCKTARD JERRY BLUE PENIS! NIGGER ASS SAMUEL L. JACKSON PISS OFF MY ASS DICKFACE DICK TITS SHITE SHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FUCKSTAIN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE FUCK OFF WANK ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS TITTIES NEGRO DUNE COON MOZILLA FIREFOX I AM CORNHOLIO! DILDO FUCK SEX CUNT CHING CHONG CHINK VAGINA BOON FUCKHEAD BITCH KNOBJOCKEY SHIT TAFFY SHIT FUCKER COCKSTUFFER STEVE BALLMER FUCKSTAIN RAT'S ASS PISS ARTIST WALRUS SHIT TITWANK FUCK NUGGET ASSHAT BIRD SHIT DOUCHETITS PENIS SHITFUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER BALL SACK KIKE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKER SHITHEAD PORCH MONKEY SCUMBAG TWAT FELLATIO NAZI MALARKY MACACA REDNECK BIRD SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITCOCK WANK SHITFUCKER GENITALIA CHENEY SACRAMENTO FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKFACE PENIS ON A BUN LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CUNT DUMBASS WANKER BALLS ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP REDSKIN SEMEN BOOBS LIMEY BITCH SHITCOCK EXTRA LONG PENIS BITCH HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS FLYING RAT'S ASS WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ REBECCA BLACK WANK LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR SHIT CONDOMS AUTOFELLATIO HITLER PORCUPINE'S BALLS DICKFACE SHIT JOHN ELWAY TONY LA RUSSA ARSE MOCKIE KRAUT O CANADA VENEREAL DISEASE DIPSHIT FELLATIO WANK FUCKBAG AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOMO FUCKING SHITFACE POLAK GENITALIA CHAV PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COCKSUCKER HOMO GOOK FUCK RAPE JACK OFF RAPE FUCKWIT POMMIE BASTARD WHORE MONKEY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK GOD DAMMIT SHITFUCKER SHITCOCK JOHN SMILEY FACE POLACK BONER CHICKEN SHIT WHORE YID YOU WANKER NEOPETS GOBSHITE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH DYKE FUCKWIT SHITSLINGING SOD COCKSHITTER FALSE BENSON SON OF A BITCH HELL TWO-INCH PENIS COCKSUCKER NIPPLES ASS FUCKHEAD SHITE PEDOPHILIA NIGNOG FUCK NEOPETS TURD HORSE SHIT DIPSHIT BITCH BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN lowercase FROG BUTTFUCKER BUTTFUCKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON YOU WANKER BONER ASS FASCIST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CHOAD KISSER FUCKFACE SNUFF PORN ARSE FUCK BEAVER MAMA MIA FENCE JUMPER FUCKER FUCKHEAD CUNT LAPPER PISS SHIT WANK PEDOPHILIA CAMEL JOCKEY DICK CHICKEN PUNANI COCKSMOKER CUNT I JUST GOT RAPED BY AN UWE BOLL FILM! DICKHEAD CHENEY BEANER SCUMBUCKET OSTRICH MY ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKFUCKFUCK EAT MY SHIT! BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA DOT HEAD YOU WANKER JACKASS TRANNY SHITE CROTCH I WILL END YOU! PIECE OF SHIT JERRY BITCH LAKE TITICACA PISS ARTIST BASTARD COON TITTIES SAND NIGGER MARY WHITEHOUSE MORGAN TSVANGIRAI FLYING FUCK YOU WANKER HOSER BOB SAGET YUKKY DOODY GO COUNT YOUR DICK CUM COON SPUNK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink TWO-INCH PENIS FUCK ARSE BALL SACK DAMN DAMN CROTCH BOOBIES FUCKING BEAVER AY-AY-AY BIGNOSE HELLFUCKER POLESMOKER SON OF A BITCH FUCKSTAIN CHOAD CHRISTHUMPER GRAPE PENIS JESSE McCARTNEY BUGGER OFF CUNT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL FAGGOT DELICIOUS CAKE SPIC ASSWIPE FUCKER GOD DAMN DOUGHNUT PUNCHER ASSFACE SCRATCH! GROUNDER! FLYING FUCK ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT INBRED GO HOME AND DIE FUCKFACE WANKSPLAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INCEST PIECE OF SHIT CUNTYMINTS FUCKSTAIN SCROTUM BITCH DARTH VADER BITCH DUMBASS SHITFUCKER GIVING HEAD WANK TRANNY FUCK YOU SUCK MY DICK WIENER DAMN SHITE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! BRITNEY SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SHITFACE ART METAL PRODUCTS PISS ARTIST HADJI ASS JAP WANKSPLAT POTTYMOUTH BUTT PIRATE CONDOMS [expletive deleted] CUNTSWILLING PORCH MONKEY ASS D'OH COCK DICK CHICKEN DILDO SHITFACE BUKKAKE RECTUM RAIDER RECTUM RAIDER DAMN IT Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COCK and with the SHITTY and his CONSENSUS of girraffes in which AUTOFELLATIO while reading about INBRED!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See KNOBJOCKEY also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• BOYCOTT VIACOM!

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BOB SAGET funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SCROTUM subject. If you do not find it funny FUCK NUGGET, it is probably because you are an INBRED HOSER ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITSLINGING If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNT joke loses its humour HITLER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so FUCKFACE ignorant, then you wouldn't have PEARL NECKLACE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BAT FUCK INSANE PRICK BASTARD TITWANK NIPPLES!!!!!I <3 COCK

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