Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's TAFFY'HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS'FUCKSTAIN'NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER!'JAP'BUTT-HEAD'COMMUNION WAFER Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a MONKEY SHIT look at the GOBSHITE talk page of this PISSHOLE article for notes or discussion before TENTACLE RAPE editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or AUTOFELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder FUCK OFF characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DAMNATION, sudden POMMIE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JOHN ELWAY or FUCKWIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly BRUSH MA TEETH in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TURD way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITTYWANK include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CLUSTER FUCK by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA FUCKHEAD words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DAMN FRENCH TICKLER words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous FUCKTARD utterFUCKance of socially BUGGER objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first COON television programs to address CUM Tourette's syndrome.

FUCK Tourette's is FRAK not to be CRAPFUCKER confused with DONKEY DICK Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying ORGASM chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHITCOCK random KNOBJOCKEY disorientation, culturally-COCKSUCKER-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth SHIT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FROG language, MARY WHITEHOUSE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places COMMUNIST DILDO SPIC of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BASTARD souvenir shoppes and massive FASHION BUG quantities SHIT of ANAL DIABETES suck my mothers garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCKHEAD Polite Note to the I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL Author:

The HOLY DUMB FUCK Tourette's BULLCRAP Research Institute was PISS OFF founded to RAT'S ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BANGKOK article SHITSLINGING funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and INJUN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT LAPPER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SCROTUM.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about BOOBS Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of SHITFACE Tourrette's sufferers CONAN O'BRIAN swear. You can IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame ORGASM TV, for always focusing on the TENTACLE RAPE bad side of a terrible COON thing.

• The main CUNT symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are MARGARET THATCHER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DICK' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small RAPE knee PIG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is TWISTY VAGINA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BOB SAGET cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at PISS ARTIST school for CANNED QUOTE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! sufferers to become FUCKBAG manically depressed and WANK commit ASS suicide.
• There is no TRANNY cure, and the ALF drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITSKIN tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JACK OFF perodol" which caused my entire JIZZ body to go TOWELHEAD numb and ASSHAT basically made it NIGGA! worse than CONDOMS it is without the RUSKIE drug.

I am an active member of a SON OF A BITCH tourette syndrome JESSE McCARTNEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLYING RAT'S ASS the GOOGLE ME, YOU DUMB FUCK public view of Tourettes as a "ANAL swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is BOOBS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am FIRECROTCH sorry for PISS "hi-jacking" your JESSE McCARTNEY entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DAMN IT this that really PISS annoys me. I am working towards a BONER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BENCH PRESS article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CLUSTER FUCK, and making fun of a DONKEY PUNCHER horrible disorder is (not) GOD DAMMIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST time.

Best DELICIOUS CAKE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CHAV” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply

As CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are STUDENT RIOTS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an FREEDOM OF SPEECH effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing DEMOCRACY right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries STUDENT MOVEMENT leadership, those problems does not DIMETHYL GLYCOL occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHRISTIANITY byproduct of your TAIWAN capitalist society VOTE.

Li Chiang “TIBET” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew DICKFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The FROG'S FAT ASS bastard who wrote this article. You can SOD OFF punch him if you HAIL SATAN! want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough WHITE POWER problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you I DON'T HAVE AIDS remove this CONDOMS article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MUGABE HAS AIDS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HYPERINFLATION white?

Mpopo “CHOLERA IS FUN!” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la MOSES grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many EARS OF CHRIST prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux BLESSED DAMN SAINT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the IT'S OVER 9000! saint name of our IN SACREMENT Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A evermore. Please forgive my SHITTY intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une COMMUNION WAFER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DAMNATION Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) HOMO BAND WITH 4 PRICK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A SUGARTITS HORSE! DAMNATION IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DAMNATION'S HOUSE

How SPUNK to FUCKWIT cure PUSSY the GANGBANG Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NI for HELLFIRE Tourette's WANKSPLAT Syndrome BAD MOTHERFUCKER is NAZI following GOATSE these PRICK rules CUNT in ASSRAPING order:

• 1: Avoid PIG immature DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE little DUMBASS kids,
• 2: Count to JUNGLE BUNNY within GOD DAMMIT 10 CUNTseconds,
• 3: Do not open your DAMN SCUMBAG CUNTSWILLING nor BELGIUM talk,
• 4: Tell SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS yourself you PISSHOLE don't PEEPEE have ASSFACE this OPINION disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK FROG'S FAT ASS WITH NASTY HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEANER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DAMNATION last straw SAGGY TITS!

I fucking put PENISFUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE YOU WANKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at JACKASS the TOP OF MOTHERFUCKER THIS CHIGGER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be WETBACK offensive. ASS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to GOD DAMMIT people who try ASS to battle BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA'FELLATIO that tight-ass FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! 17-year-SMEG—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GREASER it now, but someone said DARTH VADER' WOODPECKERSHIT DAGO'CUM on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CUNTYMINTS is a laughing FELLATIO matter. Plus there PIGFUCKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on DOUCHEBAG Uncyclopedia, there are WIENER articles NAZI about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SUCK A BIG DICK stuff. So FUCK that means D'OH stop getting mad at the TITWANK first part too and GRIS talking about the TITTIES letter that it's NIGNOG mocking (what HI, BILLY MAYS HERE letter? I don't even know what REDSKIN the heck you're talking about). Adrian CUNNILINGUS hi self GREASER even made a really POLESMOKER good point. "It's INJUN nothing more BALLS from a head nod to a NI knee tick". BALLS. Which I'll add WOP onto CUNTBUCKET saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DICK suffer that SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes FUCKING it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to DIPSHIT be, because if I were a JOHNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article SEX hilarious. If you PECKERHEAD Want facts, go on ART METAL PRODUCTS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll CUNTBUCKET be offended, don't read ASSHOLE the freaking FALSE BENSON article anyway.

POLAK DOT HEAD WANK YOU WANKER FUCKER POLACK NIPPLES COMMUNIST DILDO PEEPEE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM

FLYING FUCK FUCKBAG FUCKTARD SHIT TITS QUEEF BLOWJOB GOD DAMMIT AOL IPs HELL I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! TWISTY VAGINA SHITHEAD FUCKING JUMP! KNOBJOCKEY KIDDY FIDDLER JERK OFF MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHING PISSHOLE WHORE DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT DOUCHE SHITFUCKER BUTT PIRATE DICKHEAD ANUSCAKE BUGFUCK I WILL END YOU! CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON PEDOPHILIA SPANK THE MONKEY COON COON CLUSTER FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE HITLER FUCKER SPIC SOD OFF PIG MOZILLA FIREFOX DILDO YOU SUCK BALLS BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BITCH CAPTAIN CRUNCH I'LL RAPE YOU SEX SHIT DOUCHEBAG WANK DAMMIT FUCKTARD MOTHERFUCKER PISS ARTIST BITCH PEDOPHILIA FUCK OFF SHITSLINGING BAD MOTHERFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCK YOU PUSSY DOG SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT GOAT DICK BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHIGGER WALRUS SHIT BIRD SHIT HENTAI BUKKAKE BLUMPKIN FUCK DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITFACE BOOBS REBECCA BLACK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CHICKEN SHIT KRAUT GOD DAMMIT PENIS ON A BUN ASS TESTICLE CHOKE CUNT BASTARD SUCK MY DICK SON OF A BITCH VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY RAT'S ASS JOHNNY FUCKSTAIN SHITCUNTING PISS ARTIST GOATSE SUGARTITS YUKKY DOODY HEAVEN FUCK OFF DAMN BALL SACK RAT'S ASS TWO-INCH PENIS HELL COCKSMOKER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! GOATSE CUNT BITCH HELL FUCKING A RAT'S COCK BEAVER AUTOFELLATIO PENISFUCK SPIC FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST REDSKIN NIGGER NIPPLES BOLLOCKS SHIT NEGRO JIGGABOO POLAK FLYING FUCK BULLSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! EXTRA LONG PENIS DOT HEAD JOHNNY ANUSCAKE JAP SHITFACE JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKBAG SHIT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! [Insert swear here] RAT'S ASS POOPY MONKEY SHIT SHITHEAD GOD DAMN FUCKING A CUM FUCKSTAIN FUCK FUCK OFF FUCK YOU BOOBIES PUSSY FELLATIO CUNT FUCK LIMEY CHIGGER CUNNILINGUS CRAPMUNCHER DOUCHETITS BAT FUCK INSANE KIDDY FIDDLER D'OH FROG HELL SEX FUCKBAG COCKSUCKER JERRY VAGINA BENCH PRESS SLOPE PISS FUCK OFF FLYING FUCK HOT GRITS WITH A NAKED AND PETRIFIED STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN WOP BASTARD GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS INBRED BOON I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! ASSHOLE PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! ANAL FLYING FUCK JACK OFF BITCH ASSHAT TAMPON IN MY ASS BULLSHIT FUCK TIT DIRT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ARSE ASSFACE LOGJAMMER GIVING HEAD WANK SAMUEL L. JACKSON OSTRICH MY ASS GYPSY WHORE AMERICA ONLINE ROSIE O'DONNELL EAT MY SHIT! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK JAP SHITBALLS DICKFACE I DON'T HAVE AIDS HELL VAGINA COCK TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK TAMPON IN MY ASS I AM CORNHOLIO! TONY LA RUSSA BASTARD CHINK PISS OFF MY ASS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CHENEY SHITFUCKER SHITHEAD ASSHOLE FUCK TITTYWANK HOLY DUMB FUCK FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE AUTOFELLATIO FUCKWIT GOD DAMN CUNT INBRED FUCKSTAIN JUNGLE BUNNY TITS & DICKS BUTT-FOR-BRAINS FUCKFACE FAGGOT FUCK PEDOPHILIA TITTYWANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT ASSRAPING BULLSHIT SEX GOD DAMN GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS ASS POLAK GOBSHITE DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PISS ARTIST FUCK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE PISS OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! JESSE McCARTNEY ART METAL PRODUCTS ARSE INBRED FUCKING A FAG CHAV DICKFACE CUNTSWILLING BEAVER CLIT FUCK YOU BITCH FUCKTARD BUNG-HOLE MONKEY SHIT DOUCHE NAZI TITWANK WANK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD CRACKER JIGGABOO NICARAGUA MOZILLA FIREFOX RAGHEAD HOSER GOD DAMN POLAK BUGGER KRAUT GOD DAMN ROSIE O'DONNELL CUNTSWILLING PIECE OF SHIT PISSHOLE CHENEY DESU BUGFUCK WANK CLUSTER FUCK BOOBS PUSSY TURD BITCH BELLEND BALLS SHITFACE FUCKWIT WETBACK JACKASS SHIT FROG TESTICLE CHOKE BULLSHIT DAMN FUCK A DUCK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAMMIT DILDO DICK DUNE COON FUCKBAG DICK CHICKEN DOUCHEBAG RAPE LOGJAMMER CHING CHONG CHINK ASSBANDIT SHITHEAD CONDOMS BASKETBALL TWAT SCUMBAG DAMN CUM JESSE McCARTNEY MONKEY'S UNCLE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CHICKEN SHIT FUCK CAMEL JOCKEY DAMN IT FUCKTARD WANK SHIT CHOAD TITTIES VENEREAL DISEASE CRAPMUNCHER DAMN FLYING RAT'S ASS SHITFACE DILDO ART METAL PRODUCTS HONKY BEAVER JAP FUCKWIT ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP TIMBER NIGGER DICK CHICKEN I VANDALIZED THE MAIN PAGE NIGNOG FUDGEPACKER AY-AY-AY SHITTY I'LL RAPE YOU CUNT LAPPER BOOBS WILLY WONKA NIPPLES COMMUNIST DILDO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT TITWANK BULLSHIT POLESMOKER VENEREAL DISEASE ANAL DIABETES BITCH SPICY CUNT FUCK CLEMEN BITCH DOG SHIT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! ASSHOLE POLESMOKER INBRED MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE WALRUS SHIT ORGASM POO POO BLOWJOB ASSFACE FRITZ BUKKAKE BALLS CHICKEN SHIT TWAT BOOBS CHENEY WHORE CHALICE VENEREAL DISEASE DOG SHIT MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT PENISBIRD DAMN WETBACK SHITHEAD BOOBS HELL DICKHEAD BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE FUCK FUCKING JUMP! SPUNK SCUMBAG WARNER MUSIC GROUP FEMADOM CUNT CRAPPER WOP INBRED PUSSY YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BELGIUM SHITFUCKER BITCH BULLSHIT JACKASS FEWMETS DOUCHEBAG NIPPLES HOSER BORDER HOPPER TOURETTE'S IS FUN CUNT CUM ARSE BENSON SUCKS HITLER NIGNOG SHITSLINGING BALLS HO DYKE SHIT OUT OF MY DICK INCEST PENIS ON A STICK SLOPE SLOPE NIPPLES CUNTYMINTS TRANNY POMMIE TWAT INBRED GANGBANG POLACK SHITBALLS SCROTUM PEDOPHILIA SHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS COON PISS OFF VENEREAL DISEASE LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD AY-AY-AY RAT'S ASS PRICK CHENEY DICKLICK PAKI ARSE WOODPECKERSHIT ANAL MASTURBATION JAP PISS ARTIST NIGNOG JOHN ELWAY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST POLACK YOU WANKER JAP BULLCRAP NI BOOBIES FUCKER POLACK SOD YID DUMBASS DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FELLATIO BUGGER BONER FUCKER ASSHOLE BEANER FUCK AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PORCH MONKEY NIGGER YOU WANKER ASSHOLE FUCK OFF HELL AY-AY-AY I RAPE WALRUSES! FUCKING BASTARD I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL TITTYWANK JACKASS SHIT POWERSHIT FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CLEMEN POLAK COON INJUN VENEREAL DISEASE ASSFACE YID COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK VAGINA ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT WARNER MUSIC GROUP SPIC GOD DAMN ASS DIPSHIT CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN LET'S SHIT FELCHMONKEY SHITFACE ARSE FUCK OFF SEMEN BRUSH MA TEETH TITS JACKASS [expletive deleted] GIVING HEAD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? BASTARD JOHNNY O KURWA! DILDO BITCH SOD ASSCRACK FUCK OFF BEAVER BOOBS FUCK PUSSY MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FEMADOM HI, BILLY MAYS HERE NIGGER MILF YOU WANKER ASSHOLE I'LL RAPE YOU BOOBIES SMEG DAGO CLIT YOU WANKER FUCK YOU MONKEY SHIT LET'S SHIT LAKE TITICACA FUCKTARD BITCH MOZILLA FIREFOX FROG'S FAT ASS ASSRAPING COCK CUNT FUCK ALF NAZI JERRY BLUMPKIN TITS GENITALIA ASSHOLE DICKWAD FUCKTARD ASSHOLE FUCKFACE FUCKHEAD FRED PHELPS STEVE BALLMER GENITALIA SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PUSSY FUCKER HELL FUCKWIT CHICKEN SHIT TITTYWANK COON UNITED KINGDOM ALF ASS DIPSHIT BALLS TITS TWISTY VAGINA PISS OFF SHITFACE SMEG CHRISTHUMPER NIGGER ASSFACE BUGGER OFF CLUSTER FUCK HOMO SHITBALLS COON TWISTY VAGINA FUCK GIVING HEAD BONER SHIT FUCKSTAIN CONDOMS DICKFACE INBRED PISS OFF ASSWIPE SHIT BALL SACK FUCK YOU SHIT BELLEND SEMEN D'OH COCKGOBLIN SPUNK POMMIE HELL PUSSY WILLY WONKA CHICKEN SHIT JESSE McCARTNEY GOD DAMMIT TITWANK SHITSLINGING BUTT-HEAD PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX YOU WANKER HOSER SHIT SEMEN CHINK GOD BLESS AMERICA MONKEY SHIT DAMN YOUR MOM NIGGER ASSHOLE GOD DAMN INBRED FAGGOT BUNG-HOLE DEMOCRACY DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN ASS LICKER ASSHOLE ASSHAT WANK HUEY P. NEWTON ASSWIPE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BLISTERING BARNACLES PUNANI ASS FASCIST GOD DAMN BONG SHAKOPEE CLEMEN BOOBS PRICK YOU SUCK BALLS SHIT SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN SMEG ASSRAPING GRIS ASS FASCIST MOZILLA FIREFOX CHICKEN SHIT BELLEND RUSTY TROMBONE JOHN ELWAY JACKASS CUM MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FOUR-EYES DILDO MARCH OF FLAMES ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS AUTOFELLATIO POLACK NIPPLES BOLLOCKS SHIT CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON WIENER ASSRAPING GO COUNT YOUR DICK BASTARD SHITE DUMBASS GYPSY TRANNY GIVING HEAD CUNTSWILLING CLEVELAND STEAMER SAMUEL L. JACKSON BITCH SUITCASE PENIS JACKASS FUCKHEAD FUCK CHIGGER LAKE TITICACA RAT'S ASS WANK DIRTY SANCHEZ LOGJAMMER ASS MARGARET THATCHER EXTRA LONG PENIS GOOK BOB SAGET PIGFUCKER DICKHEAD DICK TITS WANK SHITHEAD RAT'S COCK ASSHAT ASS FASCIST POOPOO SHIT PENISFUCK NAZI QUEEF HELL REDSKIN BONER PRICK SUCK MY DICK BOOBIES ANAL PISS AUTOFELLATIO BIRD SHIT GYPSY WANK JERK OFF WARNER MUSIC GROUP FUCKING DICKLICK DOUCHE SHITE 30 CASES OF PICKLES BITCH CUNT CRAPPER BENCH PRESS LET'S SHIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BOLLOCKS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FLYING RAT'S ASS WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! BITCH BITCH CRAP ON A STICK MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION FUDDADDUCKUDUCKUS SCRATCH! GROUNDER! DAGO FUCK WIENER FROG'S FAT ASS WHORE BOB SAGET BOOBIES PISS OFF [Insert silly non-swear here] FOUR-EYES SUITCASE PENIS BOLLOCKS HELL FUCKSTAIN FUCKSTAIN TWAT ASSCRACK CAMEL FUCKER BITCH DONKEY DICK SHITHEAD HELLFUCKER GOD BLESS AMERICA ASSWIPE SHITE BALLS FUCKER GRINGO SHITBALLS FUCK ASSWIPE ASSHOLE PIG BONER COCKSUCKER PISS NIPPLES CUNTYMINTS NORTH KOREA MACACA TOSSER AY-AY-AY ASS DICKWAD FELLATIO INBRED DAMN MOCKIE VENEREAL DISEASE BENSON SUCKS FLYING RAT'S ASS FUCKTARD PUSSY SHITHEAD MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKER SOD ARSE CHOAD KISSER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS FUCKING ASS MARCH OF FLAMES CUM WANKER FUCK YOU CAMEL FUCKER DAMN IT JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE YOU WANKER BELGIUM COCKSMOKER WANK DARTH VADER TAFFY SHITFUCKER BULLSHIT SHITCUNTING JOHN SMILEY FACE BUTT-HOLE MUGABE HAS AIDS MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WANK JACKASS SHIT DOUCHE NAZI KAFFIR SHIT CUNTRAG I'LL RAPE YOU WANK COCK BOOBS TAMPONS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS CROTCH ASS INBRED DAMN SEX PIGFUCKER SHITBALLS TAMPONS FASHION BUG CHINK HELL DICKLICK CAUCASIANS TURD GOD DAMN DICK TITS PENIS ON A BUN SCUMBAG PEARL NECKLACE SEMEN suck my mothers DAMN IT PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM BONER FELCHING DICK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! RAGHEAD REBECCA BLACK SAND NIGGER FELLATIO HEIL HITLER! QUEEF COON DICK CHICKEN SHIT SHIT LIKE A HORSE DONKEY DICK FUCKER WILLY WONKA BULLSHIT VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN SON OF A BITCH FUCKFUCKFUCK SEMPRINI FRIG RAPE PISS TITMOUSE FUCKSTAIN MY COMMUNION WAFER OF TENTACLE RAPE FRIG SHIT SCUMBAG FUCKER TITS TUBA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSLINGING JACKASS SHIT DYKE POLAK FELLATIO FUCKTARD UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FUCKING A FUCKSTAIN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI RAGHEAD TOSSER BITCH CHRIST OF TABERNACLE ASSFACE ASS WIGGER BOOBS DICKHEAD CUNNILINGUS BALLS FROG SHITFACE SHITE FUCKTARD All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy ASSFACE FUCKSTAIN FOUR-EYES NECROPHILIA FUCKTARD SONNY BILL WILLIAMS FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS EPIDIDYMIS CHRIS CHAN RAPE GOBSHITE 666 TAMPON IN MY ASS BENCH PRESS UNCYCLOPEDIA IS GAY DUMBASS HOLY DUMB FUCK DOODIE HEAD JAP BUTTFUCKER DOUCHETITS WHORE FROG BEANER ASSFACE I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink WANKSPLAT BUGGER OFF SHITCOCK DAMN THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES FUCKTARD DAMMIT JUSTIN BIEBER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKSTAIN MICK INBRED RAPE SHITHEAD [expletive deleted] CHRISTHUMPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE CHOAD FUCKBAG JOHNNY HORSE SHIT SAND NIGGER SHITHEAD JERRY YOUR MOM DOG SHIT WINDOWS VISTA FLYING RAT'S ASS WIGGER GOATSE FUCK SAND NIGGER BLUMPKIN ARSE FUCK OFF FUCKSTAIN NEGRO ASSRAMMER BITCH MACACA FUCK YOU DICKLICK HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PUSSY FUCKING A GOD DAMN CUNT FUCKHEAD FUCK CRAPPY SHITE TITTIES JACKASS SHIT SNUFF PORN CRAPPY ASSWIPE CANNED QUOTE SHITE SHITFUCKER HELL JERK OFF INBRED SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CUM NIGGER FRIG MARCH OF FLAMES GARBAGE DAY! SHIT ARSE PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS DAGO I'LL RAPE YOU FUCKTARD TAMPON IN MY ASS SON OF A BITCH SHIT OUT OF MY DICK PEARL NECKLACE DOT HEAD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS SHIT FUCK OFF BAT FUCK INSANE Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive INBRED and with the HELL and his JAP of girraffes in which NAZI while reading about FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See HITLER also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BELLEND funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ARSE subject. If you do not find it funny SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS, it is probably because you are an INBRED MASTURBATION ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SEX If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CHOAD joke loses its humour CHINK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so EPIDIDYMIS ignorant, then you wouldn't have ASSHOLE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! WANKER FUCKER FUCKER DIPSHIT CUNT!!!!!I <3 COCK

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