That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca
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Dude, that fucking thing was huge. Like, WTF?
So there I was[edit | edit source]
walking across the desert, doing my Islamic thing with the desert shit and the Arabs, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.
and this fucking camel[edit | edit source]
bursts out of a fucking sand dune, musk all over the place, and instead of going for the oasis, he makes a camelline straight for me. Like WTF?
so I pulled out my[edit | edit source]
knife and cut the shit out of the thing, and it tries to mount me! WTF?
I barely got away with a major liver, and intestinal tearing and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously.[edit | edit source]
It nearly fucking raped me.