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For those without MONKEY SHIT comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a DAMN article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or NAZI neurochemical FUCK disorder WANK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid RAT'S COCK, sudden DONALD RUMSFELD m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WHITE PEOPLE or BUGFUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKBAG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BALLS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITS & DICKS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RECTUM RAIDER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HAIL SATAN! words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL I AM CORNHOLIO! words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ARSE utterFUCKance of socially GOD DAMMIT objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK television programs to address BENCH PRESS Tourette's syndrome.

ASSCRACK Tourette's is IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! not to be ASS FASCIST confused with YOU WANKER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying POLACK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves PEARL NECKLACE random BOOBS disorientation, culturally-ASS-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth KAFFIR outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, BOLLOCKS and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places EXTRA LONG PENIS HELL of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky YOUR MOM souvenir shoppes and massive FELCHMONKEY quantities FUCKBAG of ANAL DIABETES JAP garbage.

Darnit.

A BOOBS Polite Note to the MARCH OF FLAMES Author:

The POOPY Tourette's DICKHEAD Research Institute was MACACA founded to JACKASS SHIT.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SHITHEAD Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BANGKOK article FUCKWIT funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and VENEREAL DISEASE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or YID changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CHINK.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FROG'S FAT ASS Tourrette's sufferers DEVELOPERS! swear. You can REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame WOODPECKERSHIT TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible SON OF A BITCH thing.
  • The main BOOBS symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITBALLS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'DUMBASS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small HOLY DUMB FUCK knee CUM NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes BONER cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at NIGGER school for COON something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BASTARD sufferers to become MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! manically depressed and INBRED commit MY ANUS IS BLEEDING suicide.
  • There is no SEMEN cure, and the DOT HEAD drugs that are available to, "calm" the SPANK THE MONKEY tics often have adverse GOD BLESS AMERICA side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CUNT perodol" which caused my entire COMMUNION WAFER body to go GOD DAMMIT numb and FUCKTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than CONAN O'BRIAN it is without the PISS ARTIST drug.

I am an active member of a POWERSHIT tourette syndrome DIPSHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating AUTOFELLATIO the suck my mothers public view of Tourettes as a "DIRTY SANCHEZ swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DAMNATION much much (hand spasms) more...

I am GOBSHITE sorry for POOPOO "hi-jacking" your DICKLICK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! this that really JACKASS annoys me. I am working towards a FUCKSTAIN better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PORCH MONKEY, and making fun of a NIGGER horrible disorder is (not) ASS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI time.

Best PAKI regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “CUNT” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BELGIUM reply

As 1984 Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill TIBETAN BUDDHISM Westerners show is not an STUDENT MOVEMENT effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of AAAAAAAAA! degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing DISSIDENTS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CENSORSHIP in countries GOVERNMENT FILTERS leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a MINORITIES byproduct of your CHAIRMAN MAO WAS A MONKEY-SHAGGING FAGGOT capitalist society INDIA HAS NUKES.

Li Chiang “CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST” Wen

P.S. FROG Regards to Andrew SHITTY Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean I CAN AFFORD FOOD reply

The TIMBER NIGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can LENS CRAFTERS punch him if you ARSE want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HUMAN RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough CAUCASIANS problems in this I CAN AFFORD FOOD country anyway, without this triple thick cock I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE offensive stuff. I ask that you FOREIGN CURRENCY remove this WHITE PEOPLE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass UNITED KINGDOM put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE POWER white?

Mpopo “MORGAN TSVANGIRAI” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHALICE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux EARS OF CHRIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TRANNY saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for OLD CHRIST OF A evermore. Please forgive my IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON MOSES, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine RAT'S COCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCK and FUCKING JUMP! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with JACKASS SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) MOLDY TITS BAND WITH 4 FUCK MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! RAT'S COCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO RAT'S COCK'S HOUSE

How RUSTY TROMBONE to WANKSPLAT cure SAND NIGGER the SHITFACE Tourette's YOUR MOM Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment BULLCRAP for BONER Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome WANK is DAMNATION following FUCKTARD these RAT'S ASS rules BLUMPKIN in MILF order:

  • 1: Avoid FUCKBAG immature POMMIE little DILDO kids,
  • 2: Count to YUKKY DOODY within MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE 10 HORSE SHITseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER PIKACHU DAMN nor BUTT-HEAD talk,
  • 4: Tell BITCH yourself you IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! don't TITTIES have TAFFY this GOD DAMN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK JUSTIN BIEBER WITH NASTY I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FLYING FUCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the RAT'S COCK last straw KAFFIR!

I fucking put FUCK OFF' my comment at the TOP OF THE BALLS PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DOUCHEBAG the TOP OF BASTARD THIS HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASS offensive. SHIT. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to FUCKWIT people who try FUCKER to battle JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS'BUTTFUCKER that tight-ass WANKSPLAT 17-year-MOCKIE—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find SHITTY it now, but someone said FUCKHEAD' GO COUNT YOUR DICK BITCH'BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING I'LL RAPE YOU is a laughing SHITCOCK matter. Plus there KIDDY FIDDLER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on FELLATIO Uncyclopedia, there are SCUMBAG articles PEDOPHILIA about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK OFF stuff. So I CAN AFFORD FOOD that means CUNTRAG stop getting mad at the TOURETTE'S SYNDROME first part too and DIPSHIT talking about the NAZI letter that it's SHITE mocking (what RAPE letter? I don't even know what WANKSPLAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian KNOBJOCKEY hi self BIG FOOT even made a really FASHION BUG good point. "It's FUCK YOU nothing more ASSHOLE from a head nod to a JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK knee tick". GREASER. Which I'll add WANKER onto JOHNNY saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CLEMEN suffer that CONDOMS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes SLOPE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SEX be, because if I were a BRUSH MA TEETH Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PISS OFF hilarious. If you AY-AY-AY Want facts, go on BUGGER Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll DOG SHIT be offended, don't read BITCH the freaking DARTH VADER article anyway.

PUSSY PEDOPHILIA NAZI POOPOO VAGINA CUNT ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLE SHIT

GOD DAMN NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ASSFACE JERRY FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA SHITSKIN POMMIE NEGRO NEGRO CHICKEN FRIES COCKSUCKER FUCKING FUCKHEAD ASSWIPE FLAMING ASS BADGER DAMN COCK PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM DAMMIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CRAPPY MALARKY JACKASS FUCKING ASSRAPING SHITTY RAT'S COCK CLUSTER FUCK DOUCHEBAG TITTYWANK DIPSHIT CUNTYMINTS MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASSWIPE FUCKING FLYING FUCK NIGGER WOP FEATURED SHITSKIN FEWMETS CHENEY GANGBANG DICKFACE DELICIOUS CAKE CRAP GOBSHITE SAGGY TITS CHOAD BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA ASSCRACK DICK IN A BOX PISS ARTIST BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHOLE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM WARNER MUSIC GROUP 666 DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER BASTARD DAMMIT GOAT DICK SHITSLINGING HOLY DUMB FUCK ORGASM FROG SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TITS & DICKS GOOK SCUMBUCKET CONDOMS JACKASS SHIT DUMBASS CHINK PENIS ON A STICK FUCKTARD TOTAL TITMOUSE CUNTYMINTS BRITNEY PISS OFF AMERICA ONLINE MALL SANTA NIPPLES SHITPISSER CLEMEN DICK ORGASM GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WIKIPEDIA SON OF A BITCH FELCHING BONER FUCKHEAD FRIG NI BASTARD JENKEM SOD DONKEY PUNCHER RUSKIE BUTTFUCKER BOB SAGET DILDO ORGASM BUKKAKE BUTT PIRATE DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER PUSSY JACKASS LET'S SHIT DICKHEAD FOREIGN CURRENCY TIT DIRT LET'S SHIT FENCE JUMPER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BASEBALL BOOBS ASSCRACK TAFFY ASSHAT COCKSUCKER CRACKER JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS VENEREAL DISEASE DICK SHITHEAD FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK GOAT DICK SHITHEAD DAMN CAPTAIN CRUNCH ALEX TREBEK COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK QUEEF HELL CRAP PISS OFF I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST SAND NIGGER CLIT CLEMEN BRITNEY COON MASTURBATION SHITE DICKHEAD FIRECROTCH JERK OFF JENKEM CHINK BUTT-HOLE BASTARD PUSSYLICKER RAT'S ASS POWERSHIT CUNT SHIT CECIL JOHN RHODES FU SPANG LET'S SHIT SHITE REDSKIN EMO BALL SACK FUCK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SHIT AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS PISS FUCKWIT FOUR-EYES FUCKING KAFFIR TURD HORSE SHIT CUNT PUSSY KIKE FUCKTARD SHITCUNTING BORDER HOPPER FEWMETS NAZI NIGNOG FAG KIKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI TRANNY DICKWAD NECROPHILIA SHITHEAD DOUCHEBAG DONKEY PUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMMIT FAGGOT COCK MOSES GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ARSE SHITFUCKER IT'S OVER 9000! COON KNOBJOCKEY DOM DeLUISE ASSCRACK HELL COCK DAMN PUSSYLICKER GOD DAMMIT FRAK WIKIPEDIA FAG BAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCK FUCK YOU BEAVER FLYING RAT'S ASS SOD OFF FUCK OFF SPUNK MALL SANTA SOD CRAP ON A STICK RAT'S COCK FAG DICKHEAD GOD DAMN PISSHOLE WIENER DYKE WOMEN'S RIGHTS HORSE SHIT TACO FEMADOM DAGO GRIS TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK HOT GRITS BOOBIES HELL BOLLOCKS RANDY TRAVIS FUCKTARD SHITHEAD ASSFACE COCKSTUFFER WOODPECKERSHIT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS SUCK MY DICK POMMIE JERRY BULLSHIT WIKIPEDIA WANK FUCKING FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HELLFIRE CUNT GOD DAMN SAGGY TITS DICK FUCKSTAIN COLGATE WIGGER SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM TWAT WANK BONG DUNE COON BAD MOTHERFUCKER MASTURBATION NIGNOG MAMA MIA SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHITHEAD ASSWIPE ASS LICKER FUCKING SHITTY PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CHRISTHUMPER DICKWAD ASSFACE YOU SUCK BALLS EPIDIDYMIS PENIS FUCKING ASSBANDIT BEAVER SON OF A BITCH COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITE JIGGABOO HORSE PENIS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST O KURWA! CUNT NIGGER COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK SON OF A BITCH PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PORCH MONKEY DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER WANK FUCK YOU BASTARD FUCK A DUCK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKFACE CHIGGER TURD VAGINA CRAPPY SHITE NEGRO DONKEY DICK SHITE FLYING FUCK FUCK SHIT DUMBASS FELCHING WALRUS SHIT SHITTY COLGATE FENCE JUMPER DOG FUCKER HELL FUCKHEAD DOUCHING ART METAL PRODUCTS WETBACK TWO-INCH PENIS DICK CRACKER JACKASS ORGASM FRITZ FRIG COON WIENER WANK MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK YOU JAP CROTCH GOD DAMMIT SHITPISSER JACKASS POLACK FUCKER SHITE BONER FUDGEPACKER FRAK pen0r FELCHING [EXPLETIVE] COMMUNION WAFER AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI YUKKY DOODY CAMEL JOCKEY PEDOPHILIA FUCKING JUMP! JAP GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS DOUGHNUT PUNCHER DAMN CLUSTER FUCK PORCH MONKEY MICK FUCKSTAIN TOSSER FRENCH TICKLER GRAPE PENIS FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK INBRED AUTOFELLATIO BULLSHIT SON OF A BITCH WANK [EXPLETIVE] FUCK OFF HENTAI OH SHI– PAKI PENISFUCK SPUNK JUSTIN BIEBER SHITFACE WANK FELLATIO MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE FUCKFACE WOODPECKERSHIT SHITHEAD CRAP ON A STICK GOOK DICKFACE CANNED QUOTE SHITFUCKER ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKTARD TITMOUSE MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE BAD MOTHERFUCKER BITCH ASS ASS WOP BUKKAKE BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA [expletive deleted] SHITE BAD MOTHERFUCKER MOCKIE FUCK A DUCK FUCKHEAD DICK DICKHEAD COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMN JACK OFF ASS ROSIE O'DONNELL ASS DAMMIT SAMUEL L. JACKSON JACKASS BUTTFUCKER COON SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY FUCKING ASS PENIS DICKHEAD FUCKER FLYING FUCK POOPOO WILLY WONKA ASSWIPE PORCH MONKEY SHIT JELLY BEANS KIKE SHIT PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! JACKASS SHIT FUCK OFF DUMBASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! BEAVER FRAK CUNT YID DAMN TIT DIRT DOUCHE NAZI HELL CLEMEN MARGARET THATCHER SHIT ASS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM ASS WINDOWS VISTA FUCKFUCKFUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE WANKER SEMEN OSTRICH MY ASS KIKE ASSCRACK FUCKER DAMMIT VENEREAL DISEASE CUNNILINGUS HEIL HITLER! FUCKSTAIN PIXIES INBRED DICK ASS WANK HORSE SHIT TAFFY LOGJAMMER DOUCHE NAZI FENCE JUMPER ASSWIPE CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DAMN DEVELOPERS! GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS POLACK CAMEL JOCKEY DICKFACE SPANK THE MONKEY SHITFUCKER PIKACHU BULLSHIT ASSFACE FUCKHEAD 30 CASES OF PICKLES DONKEY DICK PISS OFF ASS INJUN CHIGGER NI RAGHEAD JERK OFF CLEMEN INVISIBLE! CAPTAIN CRUNCH BEAVER MOLDY TITS ANUSCAKE DOM DeLUISE GOD DAMN BITCH SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS LOGJAMMER ASS ASSRAMMER JOHN ELWAY POLACK WOODPECKERSHIT 30 CASES OF PICKLES BUTTFUCKER DIRTY SANCHEZ PIG TAMPONS FUCK DICKHEAD COCK I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN HELLFIRE SAND NIGGER DUNE COON OSTRICH MY ASS BULLSHIT JACKASS SHIT BOOBIES WANKSPLAT JERK OFF PIKACHU TOTAL CUNT CHUFF FRITZ WANKSPLAT TAMPONS ASSHOLE RICK MORANIS DAMN IT EXTRA LONG PENIS NI KIDDY FIDDLER POMMIE BITCH MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBIES TIT SPRINKLES POO POO BLOWJOB SHIT DAMN IT DAMN IT VAGINA COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT YID FRAK DAMN CUM FELCHMONKEY BULLSHIT FUCK A DUCK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS ART METAL PRODUCTS DAMN IT SHIT FAG DAMN IT BIRD SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP CUNT BASTARD BOLLOCKS PAKI BLUE PENIS! TRANNY SHITBALLS FLYING FUCK FUCK YOU BITCH VAGINA CRACKER CUNT LAPPER SHIT CUNTING ASSCRACK HELLFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER HELLFUCKER MONGOLIANS FUCKFACE ASSFACE ASSFACE FRIG FUCKSTAIN VENEREAL DISEASE SHITTY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! YOU WANKER ASS WANK JIGGABOO FIREWALLS PISS ARTIST BUGGER FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN WIENER ASSFACE ASSWIPE FUCKTARD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! SUGARTITS FUCK A DUCK POOPY FIST FUCK CLIT BUTTFUCKER POTTYMOUTH GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A BULLCRAP FUCKSTAIN HOMO POMMIE TESTICLE CHOKE ASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS FUCK BAT FUCK INSANE TAMPON IN MY ASS FROG FUCKING A DYKE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! INBRED FUCK GOD DAMMIT RAGHEAD GOOK CHRISTHUMPER MOCKIE BALL SACK WANKSPLAT HONKY ASSRAMMER JACKASS NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT SHITFUCKER PISSHOLE CUNT FELCHING FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD BASTARD PUSSYLICKER DICK TITS COON PISS ARTIST MOTHERFUCKER TOWELHEAD BELLEND SOD OFF HOLY DUMB FUCK COCKSTUFFER PIECE OF SHIT MALARKY VAGINA PISS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT FUCKSTAIN DONGSHOVER WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? ASS FELLATIO BITCH DICK IN A BOX CUNT FUCKBAG DYKE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! ARSE COCKSMOKER TOTAL JERRY MASTURBATION BULLSHIT KIKE GRINGO CUNT ALF POMMIE DICK WIENER FUCKING BULLSHIT BUTTFUCKER RAT'S COCK FUCK FUCKTARD PISS ARTIST JAP LENS CRAFTERS TURD ORGASM FUCKSTAIN GOOK CHINK BUNG-HOLE ANAL DIABETES SHITE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS I RAPE WALRUSES! KRAUT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE YOUR MOM MARCH OF FLAMES DICKFACE SEMEN EPIDIDYMIS REBECCA BLACK FUCKING BELLEND SHIT WOODPECKERSHIT GREASER FAGGOT SHITCOCK FUCKER GIVING HEAD CUNTSWILLING JOHN ELWAY BULLSHIT LGBT RIGHTS CRAPMUNCHER PISS OFF FROG SHITSLIDE BUTTFUCKER NIPPLES JENKEM TOSSER SUCK MY DICK DAMNED TABERNACLE GOD DAMN BOB SAGET ASS JOHN SMILEY FACE POMMIE BLOWJOB CLUSTER FUCK BOLLOCKS SHITHEAD ABO AMERICA ONLINE BLOWJOB RAT'S ASS HELL IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BOLLOCKS DAMMIT BALLS GENITALIA JACKASS SHIT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS ARSE RECTUM RAIDER FUCK YOU DICKFACE DAMN ASSWIPE DAMN NIGGER TITS WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink EXTRA LONG PENIS FELCHMONKEY JACK OFF ASSCRACK SHITFUCKER SHITSLIDE PISS GOD BLESS AMERICA FUCKING BULLCRAP EAT MY SHIT! FUCKFACE BASTARD SHIT SAGGY TITS HEIL HITLER! FAG WOODPECKERSHIT SHITFACE SHITTY BULLSHIT WOODPECKERSHIT RANDY TRAVIS MACACA SCROTUM SHIT PISS FUCKSTAIN VANDAL SHIT JUNGLE BUNNY DOUCHETITS BONER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON SHITTING DICK NIPPLES ALEX TREBEK IN SACREMENT COMMUNION WAFER FUCKTARD DOUGHNUT PUNCHER WANK MASTURBATION JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOOK CHRISTHUMPER SUCK A BIG DICK SPANK THE MONKEY RAT'S COCK NIGNOG FUCK YOU ASSHAT MAMA MIA SPANK THE MONKEY DOUCHEBAG DILDO SHIT JUSTIN BIEBER DAMN IT CUNT BUKKAKE PENISFUCK TOWELHEAD KNOBJOCKEY GENITALIA SAND NIGGER FUCKSTAIN LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT HADJI FUCK ASS CLUSTER FUCK CRAPMUNCHER FUCK COMMUNIST DILDO ASS PUNANI SCRATCH! GROUNDER! POMMIE DICK I'LL RAPE YOU 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT CLUSTER FUCK ASSHOLE MILF Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CUNNILINGUS and with the FELLATIO and his HELLFIRE of girraffes in which FUCKFACE while reading about FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See RAPE also

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