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For those without CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a ASS article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or BALLS neurochemical FUCK disorder TITS & DICKS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden EMO m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCK or INBRED vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly RAT'S COCK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated GENITALIA way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may KRAUT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SLOPE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA HORSE SHIT words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat TOSSER RAT'S ASS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous ASSFACE utterFUCKance of socially CUM objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DOUCHING television programs to address PUSSY Tourette's syndrome.

RAT'S ASS Tourette's is SHIT not to be SCRATCH! GROUNDER! confused with NIGGER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TWAT chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves TITTYWANK random SHIT disorientation, culturally-RADIO FREE LUNCH-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FELCHMONKEY language, FUCKBAG and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HATE HATE HAT PEEPEE of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GO COUNT YOUR DICK souvenir shoppes and massive FROG'S FAT ASS quantities I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL of ANAL DIABETES SEMEN garbage.

Darnit.

A ASS Polite Note to the JACKASS Author:

The FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Tourette's MAMA MIA Research Institute was BUTTFUCKER founded to PISS OFF MY ASS.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have TWAT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your ARSEBADGERS article CLUSTER FUCK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and ANAL I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or CUNT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HOMO.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CUM Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SPUNK Tourrette's sufferers SHITSLINGING swear. You can BULLSHIT blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FRIG TV, for always focusing on the BUTTFUCKER bad side of a terrible FRED PHELPS thing.
  • The main PISS ARTIST symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are DARTH VADER involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'FLAMING ASS BADGER' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small PASTURE knee DONKEY DICK NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is BATHING SUIT AREA no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF MY ASS cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at WETBACK school for DUMBASS something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BENSON SUCKS sufferers to become CLEMEN manically depressed and CUNT commit SHITTY suicide.
  • There is no HELL cure, and the FUCKER drugs that are available to, "calm" the DONALD RUMSFELD tics often have adverse CUNT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASSHOLE perodol" which caused my entire CRAPMUNCHER body to go ALF numb and LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! basically made it NIGGA! worse than LICK PUSSY

it is without the RAT'S COCK drug.

I am an active member of a YOU WANKER tourette syndrome MICK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating PISS the PORCUPINE'S BALLS public view of Tourettes as a "FENCE JUMPER swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is YOU WANKER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CUNT LAPPER sorry for HEIL HITLER! "hi-jacking" your TITS & DICKS entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like JACKASS this that really WIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a BITCH better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA, and making fun of a POLAK horrible disorder is (not) FUCK OFF funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCKING time.

Best FUCKSTAIN regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BAD MOTHERFUCKER” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese 1984 reply

As STUDENT PROTESTS Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are PROXY SITES not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill GOVERNMENT FILTERS Westerners show is not an DEMOCRACY effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of POISON IN TOOTHPASTE degenerate capitalist culture in those TIBETAN BUDDHISM countries. When showing FREEDOM OF SPEECH right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST in countries GOOGLE leadership, those problems does not COMMUNISM IS STUPID occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a RIGHTS byproduct of your ELECTION capitalist society MONASTERIES.

Li Chiang “TANK MAN” Wen

P.S. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Regards to Andrew SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean RHODESIA reply

The SOD bastard who wrote this article. You can ASS punch him if you ASSWIPE want to.

As a WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter HYPERINFLATION Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PEOPLE article. We have enough UNITED KINGDOM problems in this WHITE PEOPLE country anyway, without this triple thick cock MORGAN TSVANGIRAI offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass RHODESIA put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not CLEAN DRINKING WATER white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BIBLE BASHER prières and blessings I no longer to say MOSES swearwords and only express plus glorieux CHRIST OF TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be HUEY P. NEWTON complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASSHOLE saint name of our DAMNED TABERNACLE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for MOSES evermore. Please forgive my YOGHURT CANNON intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your DAMNED TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are COCKING FUCKBOROUGH and FUCKING JUMP! playing Roblox's Adopt Me with RAT'S COCK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASSCRACK BAND WITH 4 PEDOPHILIA MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TITS & DICKS HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How ORGASM to CLUSTER FUCK cure CRACKER the BELGIUM Tourette's BASTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK OFF for PECKERHEAD Tourette's MARGARET THATCHER Syndrome CHICKEN SHIT is GRINGO following PISS ON ME, I'M ON FIRE these DUMBASS rules DILDO in FUCK OFF order:

  • 1: Avoid NAZI immature FUCKSTAIN little DAMN kids,
  • 2: Count to FUCKING within CLIT 10 JACKASSseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your FUCK SHIT PISS nor ASS talk,
  • 4: Tell JUSTIN BIEBER yourself you COON don't BOOBIES have LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! this BOOBIES disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK BUGGER WITH NASTY CHOAD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SOD FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw CUNTRAG!

I fucking put SUCK MY DICK' my comment at the TOP OF THE COCKSUCKER PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at ASSCRACK the TOP OF FIRECROTCH THIS GANGBANG ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CRAP offensive. suck my mothers. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! people who try SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE to battle TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE!'FUCKSTAIN that tight-ass MOZILLA FIREFOX 17-year-SCROTUM—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find GOBSHITE it now, but someone said TITS' COCKSUCKER FUCKFACE'PENISBIRD on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING FRIG is a laughing FUCKHEAD matter. Plus there BITCH was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on GOBSHITE Uncyclopedia, there are ASSCRACK articles PISS ARTIST about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching COCK stuff. So DAMN that means FUCK stop getting mad at the RAGHEAD first part too and DILDO talking about the NECROPHILIA letter that it's NIPPLES mocking (what CROTCH letter? I don't even know what CRAP ON A STICK the heck you're talking about). Adrian BIRD SHIT hi self FUCKER even made a really BOOBIES good point. "It's SEMEN nothing more NORTH KOREA from a head nod to a ALF knee tick". I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE. Which I'll add RAPE onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't CUNT suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUTTFUCKER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to CHOAD be, because if I were a HO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article PUSSY hilarious. If you POLESMOKER Want facts, go on GRINGO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! be offended, don't read URINE-GARGLING the freaking SCROTUM article anyway.

CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR CUNT ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE RAT'S ASS REDNECK CRAPPY COCKSMOKER SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCKFUCKFUCK

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FLYING FUCK EMO FUCKSTAIN POTTYMOUTH JACKASS SON OF A BITCH FRITZ HELL FUCK OFF GO COUNT YOUR DICK SHITCUNTING SEX NIGGER FRIG CHINK AAAAAAAAA! TURD WILLY WONKA RUSKIE BALL SACK NAZI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT SEMEN [Insert lame, unfunny sentence with a single swear or ethnic slur here] WIENER BIRD SHIT DAMN O KURWA! SHITSLINGING BULLCRAP JACK OFF FUCKING FUCKFUCKER REDSKIN DAMMIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT CAMEL FUCKER TITS YOUR MOM GANGBANG GOD DAMMIT BENCH PRESS DOUCHEBAG SHIT SHITSLIDE DUMBASS FUCKER GO COUNT YOUR DICK SAND NIGGER PIG YUKKY DOODY PISS ARTIST DAMN FELCHING CLEMEN DICKHEAD CUNT HITLER SCROTUM WALRUS SHIT LET'S SHIT WIGGER KRAUT DUMBASS CUM JACKASS HELL CAMEL FUCKER WANK DAMMIT GOD DAMN STEVE BALLMER RAT'S ASS GO HOME AND DIE COCKING FUCKBOROUGH I DON'T HAVE AIDS CLEVELAND STEAMER TOTAL DAMN FUCKHEAD NEGRO GARBAGE DAY! 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BUGFUCK TIMBER NIGGER SUCK MY DICK DOG FUCKER FUCKER DAMN IT GOOK BOOBS SHITBALLS CHENEY ASS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS GENITALIA BITCH CHOAD BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING COCKSUCKER DILDO MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! DILDO JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST SHITTY COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT HOLY DUMB FUCK COCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS DIRTY SANCHEZ FRIG FUCKBAG SHITFACE SHITFUCKER DAMNATION ASS DILDO FREE ELECTIONS MARGARET THATCHER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BUGGER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SOD OFF CUNTYMINTS TOTAL HELLFUCKER DAMN IT SHIT BATHING SUIT AREA SHIT DICKFACE PISS OFF AY-AY-AY SCUMBAG CAMEL JOCKEY SHITSLINGING CROTCH FAGGOT CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FIST FUCK COON FLYING FUCK TITTIES DAMN GRASS MUD HORSE DAMMIT SHITE SHITTY SHITE BASTARD CHOAD PUSSY TWAT BITCH ASSHAT JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST FLAMING ASS BADGER pen0r SON OF A BITCH SHITFUCKER CONDOMS TIMBER NIGGER POLESMOKER BRITNEY BUTT PIRATE PISS ARTIST FELCHING TITTYWANK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink BULLSHIT CUM CLIT GOD DAMN D'OH BIG FOOT JIGGABOO BITCH MONKEY SHIT PEARL NECKLACE COCKSUCKER DIPSHIT NEGRO FUCK FUCKHEAD FELCHING BUTTFUCKER TITTIES CRAPMUNCHER ASS BASEBALL ROSES ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN SHITE DOUCHETITS PISSHOLE HELL DICKHEAD JIGGABOO SHITFUCKER STEVE BALLMER SOD OFF FELCHING LET'S SHIT CUNT FUCKER ARSEBADGERS WOODPECKERSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS LICKER DAMN JACKASS BORDER HOPPER TOWELHEAD GOD DAMN SHITE DUNE COON BUTTFUCKER BUTT-FOR-BRAINS NIGGER HONKY DIPSHIT SHITE suck my mothers TURD BELLEND FUCKSTAIN TITS OSTRICH MY ASS PIECE OF SHIT CHINK WALRUS SHIT ORGASM JUSTIN BIEBER FUCK OFF FUCK BOOBIES CHIGGER MOCKIE DOG FUCKER SHIT CHRISTHUMPER CLIT FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK INBRED BIRD IN THE HOUSE CLUSTER FUCK BIG FOOT MOTHERFUCKER PENIS ON A BUN CHICKEN SHIT FUCK Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive NIGGER and with the POKÉMON and his MASTURBATION of girraffes in which DIPSHIT while reading about PEARL NECKLACE!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. Icons-flag-au.png XY007talkcontributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See PUSSY also

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This article is BOOBS funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its WHORE subject. If you do not find it funny AY-AY-AY, it is probably because you are an INBRED FUCK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DOG SHIT joke loses its humour RAPE when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so BUTTFUCKER ignorant, then you wouldn't have MOZILLA FIREFOX needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! BULLSHIT PECKERHEAD HO MOCKIE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS!!!!!I <3 COCK