Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's DUMBASS'GOBSHITE'BALLS'RAT'S ASS'ASSBANDIT'PISS OFF'FUCK OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a JERK OFF look at the FUCK talk page of this SHITE article for notes or discussion before PISS ARTIST editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FELLATIO neurochemical FUCK disorder YOU WANKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid FUCK, sudden ASSHAT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements WOP or ASSCRACK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DONALD RUMSFELD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated REBECCA BLACK way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITBALLS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken YOU WANKER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA POOPY words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat BULLCRAP TENTACLE RAPE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HELL utterFUCKance of socially DAMN objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first SHITHEAD television programs to address OSTRICH MY ASS Tourette's syndrome.

BASTARD Tourette's is CHICKEN SHIT not to be DICKWAD confused with I RAPE WALRUSES! Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying PUSSYLICKER chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves DILDO random JOHN ELWAY disorientation, culturally-CUNTSWILLING-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth FUCK outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local PORCH MONKEY language, BAT FUCK INSANE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BITCH MALL SANTA of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky BONER souvenir shoppes and massive ORGASM quantities BITCH of ANAL DIABETES I'LL RAPE YOU garbage.

Darnit.

A JACK OFF Polite Note to the SACRED Author:

The FUCK OFF Tourette's GRIS Research Institute was TWAT founded to CHRISTHUMPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have PIECE OF SHIT Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BUKKAKE article BOLLOCKS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BENCH PRESS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of [expletive deleted] Tourrette's sufferers CRAPMUNCHER swear. You can FUCKHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TV, for always focusing on the ROSIE O'DONNELL bad side of a terrible WETBACK thing.
• The main SHITTY symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNTSWILLING involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small GOD DAMMIT knee DOUCHEBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHAV no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes TWAT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CLUSTER FUCK school for ANAL something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage ASSFACE sufferers to become 30 CASES OF PICKLES manically depressed and DAMMIT commit FUCKFACE suicide.
• There is no DAMN cure, and the DONALD RUMSFELD drugs that are available to, "calm" the SHITE tics often have adverse BULLSHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna CHRISTHUMPER perodol" which caused my entire [Insert swear here] body to go BUTTFUCKER numb and FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD basically made it NIGGA! worse than ASS it is without the FELLATIO drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK OFF tourette syndrome MOCKIE association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FIST FUCK the JOHN ELWAY public view of Tourettes as a "PUSSY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is EMO much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BIRD IN THE HOUSE sorry for FUCK "hi-jacking" your RUSKIE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like ASSHOLE this that really BATHING SUIT AREA annoys me. I am working towards a PISS OFF better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUDGEPACKER article. Remember, everything here is meant to be PRICK, and making fun of a SOD horrible disorder is (not) GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your WALRUS SHIT time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply

As BUDDHIST MONK Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are UIGURS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONASTERIES Westerners show is not an NORTH KOREA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of TIBET degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing INDIA HAS NUKES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust ELECTION in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not TANK MAN occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a VOTE byproduct of your TIBETAN BUDDHISM capitalist society COMMUNISM IS STUPID.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. SHIT Regards to Andrew SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean BRITAIN reply

The HELLFIRE bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK punch him if you HOMO want to.

As a HUMAN RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this CECIL JOHN RHODES article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this WHITE POWER country anyway, without this triple thick cock CHOLERA IS FUN! offensive stuff. I ask that you DEMOCRACY remove this HYPERINFLATION article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with FOREIGN CURRENCY hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une EARS OF CHRIST réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHRIST OF TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say OLD CHRIST OF A swearwords and only express plus glorieux MOSES praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be DAMNED TABERNACLE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the TOURETTE'S SYNDROME saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my CHUFF intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une JUMPING JESUS!!! Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BIBLE BASHER soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine FUCK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are FUCKHEAD and QUEEF playing Roblox's Adopt Me with ASSHAT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) BLUMPKIN BAND WITH 4 CHOAD KISSER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A TAMPON IN MY ASS HORSE! FUCK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO FUCK'S HOUSE

How ASSCRACK to SHITPISSER cure ASS the SHIT Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment PORCUPINE'S BALLS for DICK Tourette's ARSE Syndrome HOMO is POMMIE following POOPY these DIPSHIT rules SCUMBAG in HO order:

• 1: Avoid SHITHEAD immature COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS little JACK OFF kids,
• 2: Count to FRENCH TICKLER within BITCH 10 WIKIPEDIAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your ASSHAT NAZI WANK nor DELICIOUS CAKE talk,
• 4: Tell DOUCHE yourself you WOODPECKERSHIT don't RAT'S ASS have SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM this TWO-INCH PENIS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DAMN IT WITH NASTY I RAPE WALRUSES! DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S FUCKING A FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the FUCK last straw WIENER!

I fucking put FUCK' my comment at the TOP OF THE SEX PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at GANGBANG the TOP OF DOG SHIT THIS NICARAGUA ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be KIKE offensive. DOG FUCKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to LIMEY people who try JACK OFF to battle SPANK THE MONKEY'COON that tight-ass FUCK 17-year-WIENER—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CHIGGER it now, but someone said BEAVER' CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A BALL SACK'DICK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING PISS OFF is a laughing SEX matter. Plus there CUNT was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CLIT Uncyclopedia, there are VENEREAL DISEASE articles IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching FUCK stuff. So FRAK that means TAFFY stop getting mad at the DICK CHICKEN first part too and SHAKOPEE talking about the DIPSHIT letter that it's DICKHEAD mocking (what FUCKING letter? I don't even know what DAMNATION the heck you're talking about). Adrian JIZZ hi self NORTH KOREA even made a really PEDOPHILIA good point. "It's PISS nothing more FUCKING A from a head nod to a CAMEL JOCKEY knee tick". DICKFACE. Which I'll add TRANNY onto ARSE saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't I'LL RAPE YOU suffer that ASS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes WIENER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to SHIT be, because if I were a JOHNNY Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article EXTRA LONG PENIS hilarious. If you WANKSPLAT Want facts, go on TACO Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT be offended, don't read YOU WANKER the freaking SHITFACE article anyway.

SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH FRIG PUSSY DICK FUCKER ASS KAFFIR FLYING FUCK COCKSUCKER

POTTYMOUTH FROG'S FAT ASS HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! SHUT UP, MEG! GOD DAMN MOZILLA FIREFOX YID HO FUCKSTAIN NIGNOG EMO DAMN FUCKING SCROTUM FUCKFACE BULLCRAP POLAK DOUCHE NAZI 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE SEMEN MOTHERFUCKER INBRED FEMADOM CARPET MUNCHER POMMIE ASSCRACK PUSSYLICKER SHITSLINGING BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT DEVELOPERS! PUSSYLICKER BUTT PIRATE BALLS SACRAMENTO SHITCOCK [Insert swear here] GO COUNT YOUR DICK POMMIE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? WANK CHUFF JOHN SMILEY FACE BUGFUCK RUSKIE FUCKER LOLCAT CLIT MOTHERFUCKER IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FOUR-EYES HO WARNER MUSIC GROUP BANGKOK DICKFACE DOUCHE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITE SON OF A BITCH BASTARD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? TIT DIRT DARTH VADER TOURETTE'S SYNDROME PISS ARTIST COCK TESTICLE CHOKE WIKIPEDIA MOTHERFUCKER ASSHOLE GOD DAMMIT REDSKIN COCKSMOKER FUCKWIT REDNECK CUNT CRAPPER CRAPFUCKER SOD OFF DUNE COON CUNT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BIGNOSE CLUSTER FUCK MOCKIE RAT'S ASS FUCK SCUMBAG BITCH JERRY P'KANG JIZZ LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKWIT KRAUT POMMIE DICK TITS SAGGY TITS BLOWJOB WANK ASSFACE BALL SACK PIECE OF SHIT BUGGER DARTH VADER BEANER ASSHOLE DICK CHICKEN DICKLICK POOPOO FUCKING POTTYMOUTH WIENER BASTARD FELLATIO JAP FUCK SUCK A BIG DICK RECTUM RAIDER FUCKHEAD DICK JIZZ VAGINA GOD DAMMIT DICKLICK ASS WINDOWS VISTA TOSSER MOTHERFUCKER WHORE ASS CUNT CUNTYMINTS SHIT CUNT TURD RAT'S ASS POLESMOKER TOTAL GIVING HEAD I WILL END YOU! BLISTERING BARNACLES CUM FUCK CRACKER GOD DAMN DICKLICK BULLSHIT SEX CLEMEN AUTOFELLATIO HI, BILLY MAYS HERE SCROTUM COCKSUCKER PORCH MONKEY BEAVER JAP CHOAD CLUSTER FUCK WILLY WONKA CUNT INJUN WOODPECKERSHIT BASTARD PEARL NECKLACE NIPPLES IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HIGH WAGES JACKASS SHIT GENITALIA BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA SCRATCH! GROUNDER! INBRED JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST DAMN CHINK SCUMBAG INCEST CHRISTIANITY JACKASS ARSE DICKFACE DONGSHOVER ASSRAMMER SPUNK YOU WANKER WANKSPLAT JERK OFF KIDDY FIDDLER SAMUEL L. JACKSON TWO-INCH PENIS BUTT PIRATE GOBSHITE BULLCRAP INJUN BASTARD BUTTFUCKER FUCK FUCK CHOAD KIKE PEDOPHILIA I'LL RAPE YOU IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! 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FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE ANAL JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK BULLSHIT BITCH PISSHOLE DAMN TWAT FUCKSTAIN PENIS COCKSMOKER FUCKER FRAK DIRTY SANCHEZ BOLLOCKS SHITFACE NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! WOODPECKERSHIT SUCK MY COCK SAND NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT CHINK DILDO BOOBIES SHIT YOU WANKER TUBA I WILL KILL YOU! GOD DAMN HOT GRITS PIG DICKHEAD 666 SHIT NIGGER SHITFACE ASS ASS DAGO CROTCH I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! BUTT PIRATE ASS ASS ORGASM DAMN TWAT DAMN ORGASM FROG'S FAT ASS CUNNILINGUS WIENER SHUT UP, MEG! PIECE OF SHIT BASTARD CARPET MUNCHER DUMBASS ORGASM FUCKING A NIPPLES GOD DAMMIT HELL WANKSPLAT MONKEY SHIT SHIT EAT MY SHIT! NEGRO PISS OFF MY ASS JERK OFF FLYING FUCK DAMMIT DICKLICK TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE GRIS SHIT ASS FUCK MASTURBATION WETBACK SCROTUM SUGARTITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM JERK OFF DYKE WIENER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT GARBAGE DAY! ASSHAT DELICIOUS CAKE AMERICA ONLINE BUTT-FOR-BRAINS COCKSMOKER SPIC DICK TITS PISS ARTIST POLACK MALARKY MOTHERFUCKER FRIG CRACKER PISS FUCK YOU JACKASS FUCKING A TONY LA RUSSA BUKKAKE HOMO ASSHOLE SEX ASS SHITBALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SHAKOPEE YOU WANKER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS JAP TIT SPRINKLES HYPERINFLATION BEAVER CROTCH DILDO HATE HATE HAT RAT'S ASS CUNT FLYING FUCK DONKEY PUNCHER MALARKY WANK CUNNILINGUS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CUNT TWAT DAMN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? SHITSKIN DYKE FROG PIG ASSCRACK HEIL HITLER! BITCH BORDER HOPPER [expletive deleted] SHITTY FELCHING JACKASS PISS OFF MY ASS VAGINA BLOWJOB WANK JIZZ MOLDY TITS HELL CUNTYMINTS AY-AY-AY CROTCH DYKE BITCH I'LL RAPE YOU FROG'S FAT ASS FENCE JUMPER ASS REDNECK CHIGGER HELL PENISFUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! DIPSHIT COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT BEANER FLYING FUCK LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD FELLATIO SHIT SHIT ANAL GANGBANG WIKIPEDIA ASSHOLE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA ALF FUCK YOU SHITTY BUGGER CUNTYMINTS POMMIE SHITTY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST RAPE BANGKOK DOUCHETITS FRIG ASS COLGATE CRAPPY PUSSY MICK SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER PEARL NECKLACE DICKLICK DICKHEAD CUNT BELLEND CUNT PISS 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COCKSHITTER ASSHAT TWAT TOSSER SHITBALLS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM PUSSY {{USERNAME}} SHITBALLS TENTACLE RAPE SHITPISSER ASS SEX QUEEF HAIL SATAN! FELCHING COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT TURD NAZI ARSEBADGERS WANK 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT TWISTY VAGINA FUCKING A PISS BIGNOSE FAG UNITED KINGDOM YOU WANKER INCEST ASS FUCKFACE HEIL HITLER! MASTURBATION NI NICARAGUA WANK ASSHAT PISS OFF ANAL GARBAGE DAY! CLEVELAND STEAMER BOLLOCKS SUCK COCKS IN HELL! YOU WANKER CUNNILINGUS TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBAG DICKHEAD GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS FREE ELECTIONS SON OF A BITCH FELLATIO DICKFACE SCUMBAG NAZI SHITFACE MONKEY SHIT JIGGABOO PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASSFACE POOPOO [expletive deleted] BITCH FUCKER GENITALIA CONDOMS CAMEL JOCKEY BOB SAGET BUGGER OFF RICK MORANIS SHITFACE BALL SACK WOODPECKERSHIT NIPPLES FLAMING ASS BADGER EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSFACE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT JACKASS HELL COON ASS POLAK PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT CAMEL JOCKEY WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? DOUCHE PIECE OF SHIT PIECE OF SHIT DILDO MARGARET THATCHER MONKEY SHIT SHIT PENIS ON A BUN FELLATIO GRIS HAIL SATAN! CLEVELAND STEAMER FUCKFACE ASSWIPE SHITE NEOPETS [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FUCKING A TAFFY JACKASS WEHATEMARIO I WILL END YOU! DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH DELICIOUS CAKE GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT HONKY PENIS SHITFACE COCKGOBLIN NI DICKFACE DUNE COON FRAK FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK FUCKTARD WANK BALL SACK GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT TOURETTE'S SYNDROME TWAT DAMN IT AUTOFELLATIO FASHION BUG POMMIE REDNECK YOU WANKER YUKKY DOODY DAMN PIG SON OF A BITCH NIGGER BUTT PIRATE FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA BEAVER NIGGER CHOAD PORCUPINE'S BALLS MOTHERFUCKER NECROPHILIA CLEVELAND STEAMER GREASER DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! BITCH MALL SANTA WOMEN'S RIGHTS FUCK FUCKBAG ARSE COCK TITTIES I AM CORNHOLIO! [EXPLETIVE] FUCKING A ASS DICKHEAD FROG INCEST FRITZ SONNY BILL WILLIAMS CHICKEN SHIT TOWELHEAD PENIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK FAG HOT GRITS PISS UP MY ARSE EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG ARSEBADGERS BLOWJOB FUCKING PIGFUCKER BATHING SUIT AREA FUCKBAG CLUSTER FUCK CHRIST OF TABERNACLE DAMN NEGRO HENTAI ASSHOLE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! LENS CRAFTERS [expletive deleted] PORCH MONKEY HOLY DUMB FUCK VENEREAL DISEASE DAMN CHOAD KISSER HELL BASTARD WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? CHING CHONG CHINK SAND NIGGER RAT'S ASS SHITTY INJUN DICKFACE WETBACK FUCK SAND NIGGER DONKEY DICK SHITFUCKER SHAKOPEE GOD DAMMIT DOUCHE NAZI WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM ASSCRACK SHITE FUCKFACE CHALICE COCK NAZI INJUN INCEST DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCK OFF CUNT BITCH CLEVELAND STEAMER MOTHERFUCKER DONKEY DICK CHINK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS TAMPON IN MY ASS JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK DICKHEAD PIECE OF SHIT ASS HELL SIGMUND FREUD ARSEBADGERS DICKFACE FAGGOT FUCKING JUMP! FUCKER LOLCAT DYKE ASS FASCIST PENIS FUCKER CRAP ON A STICK FELCHING CHUFF MARY WHITEHOUSE DICKHEAD MOTHERFUCKER FUCKWIT SHIT SHITHEAD SHIT FEWMETS PENIS ON A STICK MOZILLA FIREFOX WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! SAND NIGGER RICK MORANIS FUCK VAGINA FIRECROTCH ASSHOLE GYPSY DIPSHIT FUCKHEAD SHITE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PISS PORCUPINE'S BALLS JESSE McCARTNEY CAMEL JOCKEY DOUCHING CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR TOWELHEAD FUCKING JIGGABOO BRUSH MA TEETH I WILL KILL YOU! INCEST ARSE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH CLIT FUCKING VENEREAL DISEASE JOHNNY BOOBIES SHITTY SAND NIGGER BENSON SUCKS FUCK YOU FUCK OFF FUCK RAT'S COCK HO STRAWBERRY ASS FUCK YOU HENTAI HADJI BUTT-HEAD ORGASM ASS LICKER FLYING RAT'S ASS PENIS HELL MASTURBATION INJUN CLEMEN DIPSHIT BUTTFUCKER CAMEL JOCKEY I DON'T HAVE AIDS CAMEL FUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POLAK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CUNNILINGUS NIGNOG COCKSUCKER CRAPPY BALLS SHIT HELL FUCKING DOUCHE SHITFUCKER ASSHOLE OSTRICH MY ASS FRENCH TICKLER FUCKTARD BORDER HOPPER PENIS FUCKHEAD CAMEL JOCKEY FUCKFACE SIGMUND FREUD GENITALIA CUM FRITZ JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BEAVER HORSE SHIT FELLATIO FUCK PISSHOLE FUCK OFF BUGFUCK SACRED CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT TIMBER NIGGER ASS TAMPONS SOD OFF SUCK A BIG DICK ASSFACE MOTHERFUCKER BELLEND BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE TAMPON IN MY ASS YOU WANKER JOHN SMILEY FACE KAFFIR TITTIES GO HOME AND DIE TITTIES HELLFIRE INCEST COCKSUCKER BOOBS FUCK PENISBIRD SCROTUM CUNT SHITHEAD I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! DICK FUCKER BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOBSHITE ASSFACE SHITFACE QUEEF SOD OFF TITS & DICKS HOT GRITS FELLATIO ORGASM TWISTY VAGINA DIRTY SANCHEZ DAMN SPANK THE MONKEY HOMO JOHN ELWAY BLUMPKIN SHITTY SHUT UP, MEG! CHOAD KISSER SHITSKIN ARSE TAMPON IN MY ASS FRAK SHITFACE DYKE BRUSH MA TEETH FENCE JUMPER BUGGER FUCK YOU MARGARET THATCHER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS PENIS ON A BUN DONKEY PUNCHER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCK OFF SHITHEAD WIENER DAMNATION DONKEY PUNCHER SHIT PRICK BLUMPKIN NIGGER BRITNEY DICKLICK DIPSHIT FAG YID CUNNILINGUS FUCK YOU TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! DONKEY DICK PRICK DICKLICK DAMMIT FALSE BENSON DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ ARSE GRAPE PENIS SEMPRINI SAGGY TITS PUSSYLICKER CHINK SHIT FUCKER HITLER BITCH FELCHMONKEY DAMN MACACA WOODPECKERSHIT NAZI STEVE BALLMER JUNGLE BUNNY COON FUCK NUGGET DAMN PISSHOLE FUCKING DICKHEAD JAP GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS HOMO DAMN BONER FRIG FUCK A DUCK ROSIE O'DONNELL CONDOMS SUGARTITS FUCKING A CRAPFUCKER WANKER CLUSTER FUCK CC PLZ ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER COCK I'LL RAPE YOU TURD CLIT SON OF A BITCH ASS SOD DOUCHETITS BAD MOTHERFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT WOMEN'S RIGHTS I AM CORNHOLIO! FROG'S FAT ASS CROTCH PRICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT FUCKSTAIN BASTARD BEANER DIPSHIT GOD DAMMIT WETBACK LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS GENITALIA SHITFACE BUGFUCK HELL FUCKFACE CRACKER STEVE BALLMER CUNT POLACK BASTARD SOD NIPPLES HAIL SATAN! DAMN SHITTY KRAUT TITMOUSE PEARL NECKLACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA CUNT FUCK SAMUEL L. JACKSON MALARKY PENIS ON A BUN PISS ARTIST ASS TOSSER JOHN ELWAY TWAT COCKSTUFFER FUCKFACE DOG FUCKER FUCK PRICK FUCKER HOMO FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE DAMN IT BASTARD PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS COCKSHITTER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS SHITCOCK SHITE CRACKER SLOPE WANK DICKWAD DICKHEAD LIMEY FUCK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER FLYING FUCK BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CHENEY KAFFIR SHITFUCKER FU SPANG FUCK OFF BIRD IN THE HOUSE SHITTY ASSHAT GOD DAMMIT YOU WANKER WANK POOPY BLOWJOB PUNANI SHITE TWAT SHITBALLS CAMEL FUCKER I AM CORNHOLIO! HELL HELLFUCKER DIPSHIT PIGFUCKER ASSWIPE PISS ARTIST FUCKING BOOBS PISS UP MY FUCKING ARSE ONTO A NAZI BITCH AND A STUPID HEEB! BITCH SHAKOPEE FUCKER CHOAD KISSER ABO NAZI FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD WANK ASSHOLE FENCE JUMPER GYPSY WIKIPEDIA TWAT DIPSHIT REDSKIN PENIS CHOAD KISSER INBRED SHITFACE IT'S OVER 9000! FUCK A DUCK PISSHOLE GANGBANG JERRY ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS CLUSTER FUCK AY-AY-AY SPICY CUNT FUCK ASSFACE PISSHOLE DESU GOD DAMMIT CLEMEN I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL NIGGER suck my mothers MONKEY SHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! ROSIE O'DONNELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK PENIS ON A STICK BAT FUCK INSANE BULLCRAP SHIT YOU WANKER MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! DOUCHE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCKING A DONKEY PUNCHER CHOAD CRACKER KRAUT SEMEN Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! and with the SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH and his SHITTY of girraffes in which PORCUPINE'S BALLS while reading about FLAMING ASS BADGER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See FUCKSTAIN also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• CRAPMUNCHER

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BASTARD funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its SAND NIGGER subject. If you do not find it funny DONGSHOVER, it is probably because you are an INBRED FIST FUCK ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. ARSE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a POMMIE joke loses its humour HUEY P. NEWTON when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SHITSLIDE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER REBECCA BLACK BUTTFUCKER TITMOUSE!!!!!I <3 COCK

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