Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A UNICORNS Polite Note to the TARTAR SAUCE Author:[edit | edit source]

I am PEACEFUL 17 years old and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your RAINBOWS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it BASEBALL removed or changed as soon as TARTAR SAUCE possible.

Let me tell you RAINBOWS about NINTENDOGS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GUMDROPS Tourettes sufferers CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS LUV LOLLIPOPS PEACEFUL swear. You can OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! blame television for always focusing on the RAINBOWS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SUGAR "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee TEDDY BEARS jerk.
  • Tourettes is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at CANDY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CANDY depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no CANDY cure, and the PASTURE drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL HOOP caused my entire LOLLIPOPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FRIENDS drug.

I am an active LOLLIPOPS member of a BASKETBALL HOOP tourette syndrome association and DANDELIONS I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public LUV view of Tourettes as a PIXIES LUV TARTAR SAUCE PIKACHU UNICORNS "swearing" disorder, because it is GINGERBREAD much much more.

I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on PIKACHU uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this PIKACHU that really SWIMMING POOL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by HOCKEY editing this KITTENS article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL TARTAR SAUCE HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! HEAVEN not funny at all.

Thank you SMILES for your DANDELIONS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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