Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's HOT GRITS'CHIGGER'WIGGER'MONKEY SHIT'AUTOFELLATIO'NIGNOG'FELCHING Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a CHUFF look at the DELICIOUS CAKE talk page of this BIBLE BASHER article for notes or discussion before SHIT editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or HELLFUCKER neurochemical FUCK disorder WETBACK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid SAND NIGGER, sudden ASSWIPE m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKING or BIRD IN THE HOUSE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCKING in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CONDOMS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TAMPONS include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken STUDENT RIOTS by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BOOBIES words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNT PRICK words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DICK TITS utterFUCKance of socially PUSSY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first BUTTFUCKER television programs to address ASSHAT Tourette's syndrome.

FROG'S FAT ASS Tourette's is SUCK A BIG DICK not to be SON OF A BITCH confused with DAMMIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying DAMN chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SCRATCH! GROUNDER! random BALL SACK disorientation, culturally-BASTARD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth PISS OFF outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local POMMIE language, BLOWJOB and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places ASS FRIG of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky GOBSHITE souvenir shoppes and massive BONER quantities SHITCOCK of ANAL DIABETES GOD DAMN garbage.

Darnit.

A HELL Polite Note to the DAMN Author:

The SHIT Tourette's NI Research Institute was ASSRAPING founded to CUNT CRAPPER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MONKEY'S UNCLE Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your I AM CORNHOLIO! article FUCK YOU funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and RAT'S ASS I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or COCKSMOKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance WIENER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about ASSHOLE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of JAP Tourrette's sufferers DAMNATION swear. You can 1984 blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCK TV, for always focusing on the QUEEF bad side of a terrible DOT HEAD thing.
• The main NIPPLES symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COON involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small DAMN knee BONER NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is COON no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes [expletive deleted] cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at CRAPPY school for FUCK OFF something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage TESTICLE CHOKE sufferers to become SHIT manically depressed and SHITSKIN commit BOOBS suicide.
• There is no BIGNOSE cure, and the SPUNK drugs that are available to, "calm" the WANKSPLAT tics often have adverse PISS ARTIST side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna DIPSHIT perodol" which caused my entire TESTICLE CHOKE body to go COCKING FUCKBOROUGH numb and DUMBASS basically made it NIGGA! worse than CHOAD it is without the TITS drug.

I am an active member of a ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLS tourette syndrome FUCKER association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating POOPOO the 4CHAN public view of Tourettes as a "BALL SACK swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is GOD DAMN much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BITCH sorry for SHITSLINGING "hi-jacking" your ASSCRACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really BOLLOCKS annoys me. I am working towards a WIENER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this OPINION article. Remember, everything here is meant to be ART METAL PRODUCTS, and making fun of a BALLS horrible disorder is (not) HORSE SHIT funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your CRAP ON A STICK time.

Best SHITCOCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese STUDENT MOVEMENT reply

As CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill STUDENT MOVEMENT Westerners show is not an PANCHEN LAMA effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of STUDENT MOVEMENT degenerate capitalist culture in those TANK MAN countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS in countries VOTE leadership, those problems does not AMERICA'S GREAT! occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST byproduct of your TIBET capitalist society 1984.

Li Chiang “TIBETAN BUDDHISM” Wen

P.S. FLAMING ASS BADGER Regards to Andrew ARSE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean CONDOMS reply

The BITCH bastard who wrote this article. You can LIMEY punch him if you JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS want to.

As a WHITE RIGHTS Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FREE ELECTIONS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FOREIGN CURRENCY article. We have enough MORGAN TSVANGIRAI problems in this KU KLUX KLAN country anyway, without this triple thick cock CAUCASIANS offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this MUGABE'S MOMMA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass CHOLERA IS FUN! put up with CLEAN DRINKING WATER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not FOREIGN CURRENCY white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. DAMNED TABERNACLE Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many CHALICE prières and blessings I no longer to say DAMNED TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be MOSES complètement cured juste comme moi. May the SHITSKIN saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for IN SACREMENT evermore. Please forgive my DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON OLD CHRIST OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine SAND NIGGER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TRANNY and FRIG playing Roblox's Adopt Me with WETBACK music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) INCEST BAND WITH 4 GREASER MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES HORSE! SAND NIGGER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO SAND NIGGER'S HOUSE

How NIGGER TITS to ASSHAT cure PICKANINNY the BUTTFUCKER Tourette's TITTIES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment SPUNK for TWAT Tourette's INJUN Syndrome MOTHERFUCKER is DIPSHIT following COON these FUDGEPACKER rules GOD DAMMIT in ASSFACE order:

• 1: Avoid SHITFACE immature KRAUT little AUTOFELLATIO kids,
• 2: Count to CHUFF within NIGNOG 10 YOUR MOMseconds,
• 3: Do not open your JESSE McCARTNEY CRAP FUCKSTAIN nor TITS talk,
• 4: Tell VAGINA yourself you HEIL HITLER! don't SONNY BILL WILLIAMS have SUGARTITS this TONY LA RUSSA disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK KNOBJOCKEY WITH NASTY FUCKTARD DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S WHORE FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the SAND NIGGER last straw FUCKSTAIN!

I fucking put JUSTIN BIEBER' my comment at the TOP OF THE BUGGER OFF PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DILDO the TOP OF SHIT THIS PRICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be TWAT offensive. WANKER. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to SHITFUCKER people who try SHITFACE to battle PISS OFF MY ASS'ASSHOLE that tight-ass RAT'S ASS 17-year-BRITNEY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DICK it now, but someone said FUDGEPACKER' FUCKWIT WETBACK'SUCK MY COCK on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING WIGGER is a laughing FUCKFACE matter. Plus there YOU WANKER was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WIENER Uncyclopedia, there are AMAZINGLY, YOU HAVE A PENIS! articles BOB SAGET about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching ASSWIPE stuff. So DILDO that means WIGGER stop getting mad at the BITCH first part too and CUNTBUCKET talking about the DOODIE HEAD letter that it's WIENER mocking (what BOOBS letter? I don't even know what WANKSPLAT the heck you're talking about). Adrian BUTT-FOR-BRAINS hi self SHITTY even made a really MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! good point. "It's FUCKING nothing more COCKSTUFFER from a head nod to a FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK knee tick". DAMN. Which I'll add GRAPE PENIS onto ASS saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't SUITCASE PENIS suffer that NEOPETS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DAMN it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to GOD DAMMIT be, because if I were a HO Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article WIENER hilarious. If you DAMN Want facts, go on BALLS Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FELLATIO be offended, don't read VENEREAL DISEASE the freaking SONNY BILL WILLIAMS article anyway.

PUSSY ANAL DIABETES WHITE PEOPLE DUMBASS STEVE BALLMER TWAT KAFFIR HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS INCEST CHENEY

WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? BOOBS EMO VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS CAMBODIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM BUGGER OFF FUCKING JUMP! COCKSMOKER P'KANG HELL CUNTSWILLING FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK YOU JAP AMERICA ONLINE TITS & DICKS REDNECK SHITBALLS DICKHEAD MR WINKLER IS GAY PEARL NECKLACE CUNT CRAPPER ASS YOU BRITNEY TRANNY GENITALIA FUCKING FUCKFUCKER TITWANK PIECE OF SHIT SEX FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD GO HOME AND DIE GO HOME AND DIE FUCK BULLSHIT PRICK GOOK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS ASS JUNGLE BUNNY BRITNEY FUCKTARD RAPE BITCH FAGGOT PISSHOLE KNOBJOCKEY BOON AMERICA ONLINE HAPPINESS ASSHAT TWAT TITTIES TESTICLE CHOKE CLAY AIKEN'S DICK MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! 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PISS ARTIST FUCK YOU GRIS HADJI SHITCOCK SHITHEAD DUMBASS PORCUPINE'S BALLS DONKEY DICK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! WETBACK BOOBIES FUCKSTAIN CHICKEN FRIES JUNGLE BUNNY CHAV GARBAGE DAY! TWAT ASSWIPE PISS SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKHEAD BUTT PIRATE HELL ANAL DAMN GOD DAMMIT FENCE JUMPER DONKEY PUNCHER BITCH SON OF A BITCH BASTARD DIRTY SANCHEZ TOSSER TITTIES BLUMPKIN FUCKFACE GOBSHITE VENEREAL DISEASE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS NIGNOG ASS AUTOFELLATIO FUCK YOU GYPSY BOB SAGET FUCKSTAIN HENTAI WALRUS SHIT [expletive deleted] HONKY BONER GARBAGE DAY! TRANNY BULLSHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH ASSFACE GOBSHITE SHAKOPEE SHIT MOTHERFUCKER SHAKOPEE ASS LICKER FUCKFACE ALEX TREBEK POLACK NIGGER FELLATIO RAT'S COCK FUCK SUITCASE PENIS SHITCUNTING CROTCH JERK OFF WETBACK PISS OUT HIS ASS ONTO KYLE'S MOM'S FAT FUCKING JEW FACE! 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JUSTIN BIEBER DICK VAGINA DICKHEAD DICKHEAD TOSSER FRIG NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! GOD DAMN SHITHEAD GOBSHITE SHITFACE POOPOO COON DIRTY SANCHEZ FUCKBAG BIG FOOT SHITE DAMN DOUCHEBAG DAMN IT NIGGER CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT LENS CRAFTERS ASSHOLE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASSHAT DAGO BITCH SHITBALLS FUCKER JAP FELCHMONKEY COCKSUCKER FUCKHEAD WOODPECKERSHIT OSTRICH MY ASS GOD DAMN CRAPFUCKER EUROIPODS BITCH ASSFACE CAMEL JOCKEY BOOBS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHIT CARPET MUNCHER HELL LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! WEHATEMARIO PIECE OF SHIT SACRAMENTO BALL SACK PAKI SHITTY GOAT DICK JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST BELLEND WOMEN'S RIGHTS NIPPLES CUNT DICK FROG MAMA MIA ARSE PORCH MONKEY BULLSHIT GANGBANG ARSE DICKHEAD ASS BITCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES DICKHEAD SHUT UP, MEG! 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SHIT FUCK PENIS FUCK YOU BUGGER OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS BEAVER FUCKSTAIN BIGNOSE SHITE FUCK YOU DUMBASS PISS OFF MY ASS CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITHEAD AMERICA ONLINE FENCE JUMPER MASTURBATION FUCK RAPE FUCKER PIG GOD DAMN ALF WANK BITCH JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CUNTYMINTS HORSE PENIS BOOBIES DOUCHE COCKSUCKER CHENEY SCUMBAG MICK WANK BUTTFUCKER INJUN COCKSHITTER FUCKTARD DAMN INCEST TIMBER NIGGER SHITFACE BIGNOSE CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT DICK CHICKEN TITTIES MARGARET THATCHER CUNTBUCKET [expletive deleted] PISS OFF HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS TOTAL BASTARD BANGKOK FUCKTARD CARPET MUNCHER DUNE COON FUCKHEAD CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE WEHATEMARIO CTHULHU FHTAGN CHIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS BITCH SHITE HONKY SHIT OUT OF MY DICK GOD DAMN SPICY CUNT FUCK SUCK MY DICK NAZI WARNER MUSIC GROUP DICKHEAD REDNECK FUCKTARD WOMEN'S RIGHTS POLACK MALL SANTA BONG DONALD RUMSFELD CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DAMNATION DAMN TWAT CHIGGER DICK IN A BOX BALLS MY ANUS IS BLEEDING FLYING FUCK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA INBRED GANGBANG TWAT SHITHEAD CUNTRAG FUCK BOOBS SPUNK HATE HATE HAT FUCK PISS ARTIST BULLCRAP GO COUNT YOUR DICK ASSFACE FIST FUCK NIGGER SCUMBUCKET FUCKER BONER FUCK SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BONER TAFFY CHINK FEMADOM SHIT GANGBANG BOB SAGET SHITFACE BUGFUCK POLACK BIRD SHIT AMERICA ONLINE CHENEY DOUCHE BITCH NI GOD DAMMIT TIT DIRT TIMBER NIGGER TWISTY VAGINA TIT SPRINKLES PORCUPINE'S BALLS SON OF A BITCH GOBSHITE JACKASS BUGGER OFF BATHING SUIT AREA ASSHAT SHITBALLS SCUMBAG MILF RAT'S ASS TITS FU SPANG BOLLOCKS FAG DOG SHIT POLACK DIRTY SANCHEZ LOGJAMMER LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS CLEMEN FUCKTARD MONKEY BALLS [expletive deleted] WANKSPLAT CUNT DAMN WIENER SHITFUCKER SHITSLINGING MASTURBATION BUTT PIRATE FUCK OFF DOG SHIT SHITCOCK BOLLOCKS TWAT PUNANI PEARL NECKLACE MOTHERFUCKER O KURWA! ASSWIPE WANK SHIT TWAT SAND NIGGER DICKLICK INBRED DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT YOU WANKER ASS BULLSHIT SCROTUM SUCK MY DICK BANGKOK CUNT SOD OFF SACRED CONAN O'BRIAN SCROTUM JACK ABRAMOFF YOUR MOM HELL SONNY BILL WILLIAMS [expletive deleted] ASSBANDIT HELL DAMN COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS CLUSTER FUCK CHICKEN SHIT SPANK THE MONKEY WANKSPLAT FUCK GANGBANG INCEST ASS BELLEND NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES DYKE NIGGER TITS BASTARD FUCKSTAIN DUNE COON TITTIES SHITE REDSKIN MASTURBATION POMMIE SHITFUCKER ANAL DIABETES FUCKER QUEEF CRACKER JAP BOOBS FELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS TWAT SCROTUM AY-AY-AY FUCKSTAIN FELLATIO WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?! FUCKFACE BULLSHIT BALL SACK FIRECROTCH ASS GENITALIA FROG'S FAT ASS LIMEY SON OF A BITCH NAZI SCROTUM MOZILLA FIREFOX PEEPEE JACK OFF WOODPECKERSHIT I WILL KILL YOU! SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHIT COCKING FUCKBOROUGH FUCKING FUCKFUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK FUCKING MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! BITCH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT CRACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS CRAPPY MOTHERFUCKER DICKWAD DICKHEAD BANGKOK GENITALIA VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE LET'S SHIT CUNT JUSTIN BIEBER BUKKAKE JERRY VENEREAL DISEASE YOU WANKER WHORE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS BANGKOK SHITFACE DICKLICK BOOBIES MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! INBRED DAMN FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! HO CUNT MONKEY BALLS ARSE CLEVELAND STEAMER BULLSHIT SPANK THE MONKEY SHITHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS JUNGLE BUNNY MASTURBATION FUCKWIT [expletive deleted] ASS FRITZ FLAMING ASS BADGER CUNT EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FRIENDS TITS SHITE DARTH VADER SHUT UP, MEG! DICK IN A BOX AUTOFELLATIO WIKIPEDIA BITCH RAPE GUMDROPS JACK ABRAMOFF TITTIES WANK FUCKSTAIN GOD DAMN ASS FASCIST FUCKSTAIN [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] RAT'S COCK [expletive deleted] AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS MAMA MIA FAG BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GOD DAMN DIRTY SANCHEZ CHIGGER DAMN GOBSHITE JENKEM GOD DAMN WANK BIRD SHIT SPICY CUNT FUCK BITCH PISS ARTIST FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKTARD HOSER MOTHERFUCKER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK A DUCK ORGASM SPUNK COMMUNIST DILDO I RAPE WALRUSES! RAPE DICKHEAD SHITFUCKER SAND NIGGER FUCK NUGGET BELGIUM HELL HELL SHITCUNTING RAPE CRAPMUNCHER LOGJAMMER BOOBS RAT'S COCK BUGGER OFF GRUE RAPE BALLS FUCK YOU DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! CUM TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE YID NICARAGUA FEMADOM BUKKAKE JACKASS SHIT ASSWIPE TOWELHEAD GANGBANG MILF VANITY PAGES ROCK DAMMIT NORTH KOREA FUCKING A WALRUS SHIT O KURWA! TOSSER SPANK THE MONKEY BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMMIT WANK JOHNNY ASS MALARKY SUGARTITS GOD DAMMIT POTTYMOUTH YID SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TWAT CUNT LENS CRAFTERS BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink RAPE FELLATIO LET'S SHIT DONKEY PUNCHER TAFFY DICK GOOK MAMA MIA FUCKER CHRISTHUMPER SHITTY SUCK MY COCK SEMEN TURD CLEVELAND STEAMER MONKEY BALLS ARSE PENIS FUCKER BASTARD MILF FUCKTARD FUCKING HI, BILLY MAYS HERE CHOAD CONDOMS ASSCRACK BUTT PIRATE DYKE MONKEY SHIT DOODIE HEAD POLACK FUCKFUCKFUCK DICK IN A BOX DAMMIT INCEST JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS suck my mothers DAMN ARSE ASSCRACK NORTH KOREA IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! SHIT BUGFUCK FAG CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE FUCKER PUSSY ASSHAT CRAP ON A STICK WEHATEMARIO TITS & DICKS BITCH WILLY WONKA NORTH KOREA SHITFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKHEAD GOOK FUCKING BEAVER FROG RICK MORANIS CUNT CRAPPER MOZILLA FIREFOX BALLS ARSE PENIS SHITE DICK CHICKEN BUGFUCK ASSWIPE TITS & DICKS JIZZ FUCK BITCH CUNTRAG ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP CLEMEN TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE BAT FUCK INSANE WIENER TURD Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive AUTOFELLATIO and with the DOG SHIT and his CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR of girraffes in which SHITTY while reading about COCK!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHITBALLS also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SEX

Article written in the style of its subject This article is BUGFUCK funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its ASSHAT subject. If you do not find it funny SHITSKIN, it is probably because you are an INBRED SIGMUND FREUD ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DAMN joke loses its humour TITS & DICKS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so PIECE OF SHIT ignorant, then you wouldn't have SLOPE needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ASSHOLE GOD DAMN BULLSHIT DOUCHING MALL SANTA!!!!!I <3 COCK

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