User:Zowayix
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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Zowayix's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Zowayix also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
Parts of this page were originally sporked from User:Abwayax. |
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This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. |
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. |
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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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