Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's FOUR-EYES'JAP'PISS OFF MY ASS'SCRATCH! GROUNDER!'SON OF A BITCH'WIENER'BUGGER OFF Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or ASSHOLE neurochemical FUCK disorder PECKERHEAD characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid MOTHERFUCKER, sudden JESSE McCARTNEY m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements SEX or SHIT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly PISSHOLE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated INBRED way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may [expletive deleted] include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken HOSER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA ASS words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CLEMEN DIPSHIT words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BUGGER utterFUCKance of socially MASTURBATION objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first GARBAGE DAY! television programs to address CUNT Tourette's syndrome.

HELL Tourette's is TURD not to be RAT'S ASS confused with ASSHOLE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves CC PLZ random COCK disorientation, culturally-BALL SACK-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local JUSTIN BIEBER language, DYKE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places BATHING SUIT AREA LET'S SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CUNTING ASSCRACK souvenir shoppes and massive DILDO quantities FUCK YOU of ANAL DIABETES CHICKEN SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A COCKSMOKER Polite Note to the TWAT Author:

The CRACKER Tourette's SHITHEAD Research Institute was LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD founded to BASTARD.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NAZI article HOT GRITS funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and PISS ARTIST I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BAD MOTHERFUCKER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance HELL.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about SHITFACE Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of RUSKIE Tourrette's sufferers POLAK swear. You can FUCKING A blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame PIKACHU TV, for always focusing on the SHITCUNTING bad side of a terrible FLYING RAT'S ASS thing.
• The main OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are FUCKSTAIN involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SHITSLINGING knee ASSHAT NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FRITZ no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BUNG-HOLE school for BITCH something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CONAN O'BRIAN sufferers to become LET'S SHIT manically depressed and DAMNATION commit PISS ARTIST suicide.
• There is no PRICK cure, and the FUCKWIT drugs that are available to, "calm" the JOHN SMILEY FACE tics often have adverse DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna SHIT perodol" which caused my entire GOD DAMMIT body to go DAMN numb and SPIC basically made it NIGGA! worse than CUNT it is without the BITCH drug.

I am an active member of a FUCK OFF tourette syndrome WIKIPEDIA association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating FLOWERS the RUSTY TROMBONE public view of Tourettes as a "BOLLOCKS swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PORCH MONKEY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am BATHING SUIT AREA sorry for REDSKIN "hi-jacking" your COCKSHITTER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like FUCKING FUCKFUCKER this that really WIGGER annoys me. I am working towards a DOUCHE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this I WILL KILL YOU! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be NIGGER, and making fun of a DAMN IT horrible disorder is (not) MARCH OF FLAMES funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! time.

Best SHITE regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST reply

As STUDENT MOVEMENT Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are 1984 not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FREEDOM OF SPEECH Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those BUDDHISM countries. When showing PRINCE PHILIP right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust MONASTERIES in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not NORTH KOREA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a FIREWALLS byproduct of your CENSORSHIP capitalist society DIMETHYL GLYCOL.

Li Chiang “1984” Wen

P.S. BITCH Regards to Andrew CUNT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean FREE ELECTIONS reply

The CUNT bastard who wrote this article. You can SHITSLINGING punch him if you FUCKFACE want to.

As a HYPERINFLATION Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this FREE ELECTIONS article. We have enough WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS problems in this CAUCASIANS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with WHITE RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “LGBT RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une BIBLE BASHER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BLESSED DAMN SAINT grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many SACRED prières and blessings I no longer to say COMMUNION WAFER swearwords and only express plus glorieux DAMNED TABERNACLE praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be OLD CHRIST OF A complètement cured juste comme moi. May the ASS saint name of our CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST evermore. Please forgive my BUTTFUCKER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une EARS OF CHRIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine MOTHERFUCKER Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SHITBALLS and DAMN playing Roblox's Adopt Me with SOD OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) ASS BAND WITH 4 LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A DAMMIT HORSE! MOTHERFUCKER IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO MOTHERFUCKER'S HOUSE

How SHIT to DONKEY DICK cure DICK the TIT SPRINKLES Tourette's HELL Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA for TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Tourette's DIPSHIT Syndrome SHITTY is SHITFACE following SPICY CUNT FUCK these JESSE McCARTNEY rules KAFFIR in JENKEM order:

• 1: Avoid TITTIES immature FEWMETS little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to WOMEN'S RIGHTS within BONER 10 BASTARDseconds,
• 3: Do not open your CHICKEN FRIES COCKSHITTER BOON nor SCROTUM talk,
• 4: Tell CUNTSWILLING yourself you AUTOFELLATIO don't PISS ARTIST have HELL this PISS disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK KIKE WITH NASTY RAT'S COCK DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S BEAVER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the MOTHERFUCKER last straw SOD OFF!

I fucking put WANK' my comment at the TOP OF THE CUNT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at DAMMIT the TOP OF SHITFUCKER THIS SUCK A BIG DICK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be ASSFACE offensive. I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BITCH people who try GOATSE to battle HOLY DUMB FUCK'CLUSTER FUCK that tight-ass NIPPLES 17-year-HONKY—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find DOUCHING it now, but someone said DICKHEAD' INCEST HOSER'SCUMBUCKET on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING SHIT OUT OF MY DICK is a laughing GANGBANG matter. Plus there SCUMBAG was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on PUSSYLICKER Uncyclopedia, there are DOG SHIT articles SHIT about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching SEMEN stuff. So FUCKER that means CLUSTER FUCK stop getting mad at the WILLY WONKA first part too and FRIG talking about the CRAP ON A STICK letter that it's DAMN mocking (what ASS FASCIST letter? I don't even know what DUMBASS the heck you're talking about). Adrian ASS hi self FUCKING even made a really MY ANUS IS BLEEDING good point. "It's FUCKSTAIN nothing more LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! from a head nod to a TWAT knee tick". CUNT. Which I'll add CLEVELAND STEAMER onto GOD DAMN saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't FELCHING suffer that PRICK much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes RUSKIE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to REDSKIN be, because if I were a POWERSHIT Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CLUSTER FUCK hilarious. If you GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY Want facts, go on SPIC Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll SHIT be offended, don't read WANK the freaking PORCH MONKEY article anyway.

ORGASM AMERICA ONLINE WOODPECKERSHIT WALRUS SHIT DOUCHING DICKHEAD SHITTY GO COUNT YOUR DICK BELLEND SHIT

FUCKING A FAG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! AUTOFELLATIO SUCK A BIG DICK TOWELHEAD GREASER CUM DIPSHIT SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS GREASER WHORE PISS ARTIST SAMUEL L. JACKSON CHIGGER BUKKAKE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE VAGINA [EXPLETIVE] MARCH OF FLAMES JOY POMMIE SUCK MY COCK SPUNK LOGJAMMER DIPSHIT DIPSHIT TITS TRANNY FLYING FUCK I'LL RAPE YOU FUCK OFF BEAVER WIGGER BUTTFUCKER ARSE YOU WANKER BALLS FUCK JUNGLE BUNNY JACKASS SHIT SHIT INJUN DAMN IT SEMEN LENS CRAFTERS ASS SCUMBAG O KURWA! DUMBASS PIGS MIGHT FLY CUM FUCKER HONKY TITS ASSFACE HEIL HITLER! WOODPECKERSHIT ASS BASTARD BUGFUCK REDNECK ASS MASTURBATION HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS COCK SHITHEAD D'OH BASTARD FUCKWIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH REDSKIN FUCK TITTYWANK CUNT CRAPPER ASS FUCKING JUMP! FUCK BEANER DIPSHIT CRAPMUNCHER SHIT HOMO ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT BITCH BUGGER OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS GENITALIA MEIN FÜHRER! I CAN WALK! BELLEND LET'S SHIT CANNED QUOTE FUCKTARD BLUMPKIN KAFFIR SOD OFF KNOBJOCKEY MONKEY'S UNCLE FROG BASTARD FUCKTARD HORSE SHIT FUCKHEAD CHOAD MOTHERFUCKER WANK SON OF A BITCH ASSRAPING CAMEL FUCKER FUCKFACE TRANNY FUCKSTAIN YOU WANKER DYKE DONKEY PUNCHER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN BITCH HELL FRAK LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA JERK OFF HONKY JACKASS DOUCHEBAG EMO GOD DAMN CUNTBUCKET BUTT PIRATE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS SHITSLINGING DOUCHE DONKEY PUNCHER SHITTY FUCK FUCKHEAD GREASER PUSSY ROSIE O'DONNELL OH MY GOD HE LOOKS JUST LIKE SHEILA RIGHT WING ASSHOLE AUTOFELLATIO DAMN FLYING FUCK SHITHEAD DICKHEAD BALLS BIRD IN THE HOUSE FRED PHELPS ASS DICK KRAUT JOHN SMILEY FACE PRICK DAMN PISS COCK TOWELHEAD TRANNY JOHNNY SEX ASSHAT BALL SACK CUNT DOUCHE NAZI MALARKY BRITNEY BLUE PENIS! TWISTY VAGINA GOD DAMMIT DICK IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] NIGNOG BASTARD MALARKY FUCKSTAIN AUTOFELLATIO NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ORGASM FRIG ASSFACE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD RANDY TRAVIS MASTURBATION POOPY VAGINA JIZZ NIPPLES SHITSLINGING FUCKSTAIN D'OH SHIT TUBA SEX WIGGER DAMN TACO JACKASS FUCKING FUCKHEAD BITCH BEAVER POLAK FROG EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA BLOWJOB SIGMUND FREUD FUCKER BITCH COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASS JIZZ COMMUNIST DILDO TITWANK DICKFACE COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS SHITSKIN FUCK ASS SHIT PISS NIGGER COCKSUCKER TITS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER JAP FUCK OFF BULLCRAP FUCKER RUSTY TROMBONE ART METAL PRODUCTS AY-AY-AY BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER DOODIE HEAD CUNTYMINTS CRAPMUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS PICKANINNY SHITFACE HELL CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD HITLER RUSTY TROMBONE REDSKIN BIG FOOT RUSTY TROMBONE SHITHEAD SHITTY FAG DICK CHICKEN JIZZ SHITFUCKER CRAPMUNCHER GOOK SHITFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO SHIT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL YOUR MOM KAFFIR DAMN SCUMBAG CUNTYMINTS FUCKING JUMP! SHITSLINGING SPIC RAT'S COCK WANKER SCROTUM BUTTFUCKER ASSCRACK TITMOUSE SHITE RAPE LIMEY TOSSER SHITFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKHEAD COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK ARSE FUCKFACE BANGKOK I RAPE WALRUSES! BEAVER CAPTAIN CRUNCH TITS HADJI MOZILLA FIREFOX SHIT HELL FLYING FUCK CUM FUCKING A HELL BAD MOTHERFUCKER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WANK FRIG JESSE McCARTNEY WANK FUCKWIT WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? POLAK WILLY WONKA GENITALIA JAP SHITFUCKER DICKFACE SHITE SEMEN CUNT CRAP COON GREASER BEANER NIGGER FUCKTARD FUCKER SEX BALLS FIST FUCK WEHATEMARIO SHITHEAD QUEEF YUKKY DOODY ASS LICKER SUCK MY COCK WALRUS SHIT DAMN PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM HOSER CUNT PENISBIRD POLACK CUNTSWILLING SHITFACE SUCK MY DICK QUEEF FUCK INBRED ASSHOLE TAMPONS SHITFACE FUCK PISS OFF HELL BIBLE BASHER ASSHOLE SHITFACE CUNT CRAPPER BASTARD PUNANI NIGNOG I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST HENTAI SHITTY FUCKING BUGFUCK URINE-GARGLING MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE FUCK HORSE PENIS GO COUNT YOUR DICK POMMIE DICKHEAD LENS CRAFTERS URINE-GARGLING WALRUS SHIT BASTARD NIGGER WETBACK PENIS ON A STICK BULLSHIT PUSSY ASS ASSHOLE BOON NORTH KOREA ARSE PEEPEE FUCKBAG ASSHOLE DOUCHING SHITFACE CLEMEN BALLS RAPE I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! GIVING HEAD TWO-INCH PENIS BALLS GARBAGE DAY! BUTT PIRATE MOTHERFUCKER 30 CASES OF PICKLES SEX FIRECROTCH BALL SACK I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! FUCK PICKANINNY MONKEY SHIT FUCKHEAD TAMPONS WANK I AM CORNHOLIO! POLACK GOATSE GYPSY POMMIE SEMEN FUCKING DIPSHIT MOTHERFUCKER CRAP ASSWIPE GOD DAMMIT CUNT FUCKWIT FUCK A DUCK BASTARD BEAVER GIVING HEAD DAMN POMMIE DOUCHEBAG SHITE JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST MALARKY COCKSUCKER NI MOZILLA FIREFOX SHITFACE WOODPECKERSHIT FUDGEPACKER DONKEY PUNCHER MARCH OF FLAMES CHOAD BUGFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NICARAGUA MONKEY SHIT MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE SOD AUTOFELLATIO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FLYING RAT'S ASS GOD DAMMIT ASSFACE GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS COCK I'D LIKE TO TENTACLE-RAPE ROUGE THE BAT VAGINA HO CAMEL JOCKEY ASSRAMMER AUTOFELLATIO VENEREAL DISEASE SHITE DAMNATION PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT INCEST ARSE CLUSTER FUCK pen0r TIMBER NIGGER ASSFACE LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DYKE pen0r CUNT pen0r FUCKTARD JOHN ELWAY NIGGER TITS PISS ASSWIPE FUCKING FUCKFUCKER CHIGGER CLEVELAND STEAMER COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PEEPEE JACKASS SHIT SUCK MY COCK DIPSHIT DILDO ASSHOLE JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS ALEX TREBEK BOOBS ASSWIPE JACKASS WANK PRICK PORCH MONKEY TAMPONS SHITTY ASS HELL BOYCOTT VIACOM! POLAK NEGRO PRICK GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY REBECCA BLACK ASSWIPE I WILL KILL YOU! NAZI FELLATIO COCK JOHN SMILEY FACE DICK CHICKEN DOG FUCKER ASSFACE ASS ASSFACE BOB SAGET BOON GOD DAMN BORDER HOPPER BIRD SHIT FROG'S FAT ASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy RAGHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SHITFACE GOD DAMMIT CRACKER ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP WIGGER LIKE FATHER LIKE SON PISS ARTIST RUSTY TROMBONE DICKFACE BOOBS SOD ASSCRACK GRINGO HIGH WAGES BAD MOTHERFUCKER BANGKOK SHUT UP, MEG! ASSWIPE TAMPONS FUCKWIT FUCK OFF HOMO JAP COCKSUCKER PIECE OF SHIT BONER FUCKER FRENCH TICKLER BASTARD DYKE PEEPEE BUGFUCK FUCKING FUCKFUCKER NIGGER TITS DIRTY SANCHEZ MASTURBATION DOT HEAD REDSKIN CUNNILINGUS FUCKFACE DICKHEAD MONKEY SHIT SHIT GIVING HEAD SHITSKIN SMEG DEMOCRACY INBRED SHITSLINGING PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT JACK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT HONKY FROG'S FAT ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON JACK OFF CLUSTER FUCK TOSSER SLOPE SHITE DICK TITS LOLCAT ANAL TOSSER MY ANUS IS BLEEDING CHICKEN SHIT ARSE BITCH CHIGGER TAMPON IN MY ASS 666 BELLEND WHORE PORCUPINE'S BALLS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! A LONG-LEGGED PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN! CLIT DONGSHOVER DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO FLYING RAT'S ASS MILF BOLLOCKS INBRED HITLER POLACK CONAN O'BRIAN FUCKER CLUSTER FUCK SHITFUCKER PUSSY CUM SHITHEAD ASSHOLE ASS SEMEN JACK OFF COCKING FUCKBOROUGH CUM SHITFUCKER FUCK YOU DOG SHIT TITTIES NIGGER TITS DICK CHICKEN FUCK YOU COLGATE VENEREAL DISEASE CRAPPY WOMEN'S RIGHTS SMEG BASTARD P'KANG JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD HELL DOUCHE SPIC COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS COCKSMOKER SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ARSE SEMEN CARPET MUNCHER RECTUM RAIDER DONKEY DICK CARPET MUNCHER FUCK TAMPONS BLUE PENIS! TITS & DICKS CROTCH GRAPE PENIS JOHN ELWAY TAMPONS BEANER DIPSHIT SOD OFF BUKKAKE RAPE FUCKSTAIN MONKEY BALLS LOGJAMMER MONKEY SHIT QUEEF GREASER FUCKFACE RECTUM RAIDER SCRATCH! GROUNDER! PISSHOLE JACKASS CUNTRAG ASSFACE WIKIPEDIA CUNT SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT RAPE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GARBAGE DAY! ASSFACE CHRISTHUMPER BITCH BULLSHIT DONKEY DICK WARNER MUSIC GROUP RAT'S ASS HELL SHITE TURD BEANER FUCKHEAD GOD DAMN BITCH FUCKWIT SHITPISSER PENIS ON A STICK WIENER LIMEY INCEST JERK OFF SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS NEGRO DOUCHE NAZI SCROTUM DEVELOPERS! GO HOME AND DIE MARCH OF FLAMES TUBA YOU WANKER ASSCRACK SHITFACE DICK FUCKFACE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKHEAD BUTTFUCKER BALL SACK CUNT WETBACK BITCH STEVE BALLMER SONNY BILL WILLIAMS DICKHEAD BENCH PRESS suck my mothers FUCK YOU FRAK BASTARD HO PENIS ON A STICK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT TAMPONS BITCH SHIT WALRUS SHIT DICK DOUCHING GOD DAMN YOUR MOM JACKASS YOUR MOM BUGGER OFF MARCH OF FLAMES BIGNOSE MALARKY NEOPETS NIGGER LET'S SHIT SHITSKIN FUCK CLUSTER FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK SCROTUM GOOK TAMPONS WIENER SAGGY TITS DILDO SHITHEAD GOD DAMMIT CAMEL JOCKEY ANAL DIABETES FELCHING TOSSER WANKSPLAT FUCKBAG JIZZ BITCH FRIG POLESMOKER DICKFACE POTTYMOUTH REDSKIN CUNT LAPPER BASTARD JUNGLE BUNNY TWISTY VAGINA BUTT PIRATE DIPSHIT CUNTRAG DAMN GOD DAMN SHITFACE ASSCRACK JACKASS INBRED All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy CUM CRAP NIGGER P'KANG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BORDER HOPPER BOOBIES MAMA MIA CRAPPY SHIT FUCK AMERICA ONLINE TITS ASSCRACK FUDGEPACKER CHUCK NORRIS BUGGER OFF BUTT-HEAD EUROIPODS FOUR-EYES ASS LICKER GOD DAMN FUCKWIT DAMN ASSFACE ANUSCAKE SAND NIGGER DICK NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! YID DARTH VADER MOTHERFUCKER ASS CLEVELAND STEAMER SMEG BIG FOOT SOD ABO TWAT PISS ARTIST SHIT SAND NIGGER CAMEL JOCKEY SHITE ARSE MY ANUS IS BLEEDING BOYCOTT VIACOM! PENISBIRD BUNG-HOLE REDNECK WANKER BIRD IN THE HOUSE JERK OFF PRICK DIPSHIT AY-AY-AY CLEMEN ASSFACE RAT'S COCK TOSSER 666 EVERYBODY WHO USES UNCYCLOPEDIA IS A FAG SHITTY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ROSIE O'DONNELL SHITFUCKER ASS FASCIST LOGJAMMER DOUCHEBAG BOLLOCKS DOODIE HEAD SAMUEL L. JACKSON FUCK OFF CRACKER FUCKER SHITFACE CUNTRAG KRAUT FUCKSTAIN D'OH PUSSYLICKER FIRECROTCH LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GARBAGE DAY! POLACK WANK BONER JOHNNY ASS GARBAGE DAY! CUNT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NECROPHILIA NIGGER PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GENITALIA QUEEF CHICKEN SHIT ASSFACE DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! TITS DIPSHIT SHITTY BUGGER OFF ROSIE O'DONNELL BULLSHIT SHITTY POTTYMOUTH TOTAL CLEVELAND STEAMER ASSHOLE VAGINA DICKLICK TRANNY INBRED WINDOWS VISTA DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! CUNTRAG BUKKAKE CROTCH ASS JESSE McCARTNEY MILF YID BOYCOTT VIACOM! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink HENTAI SHITSLIDE SAND NIGGER ASSHOLE SHIT LIKE A HORSE CUNT CRAPPER HO FUCKING BASTARD CRAPPY FIST FUCK CUNT GOD DAMMIT SHITBALLS BUGFUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?!

BELLEND REBECCA BLACK THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE FLAMING ASS BADGER FIRECROTCH 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCK YOU GENITALIA FRAK SHITCOCK ASSHAT FUCKHEAD HAIL SATAN! SHITTY VAGINA BITCH FUCKSTAIN SHITFACE CHENEY GENITALIA NEGRO FUCKING A TITMOUSE PISS OFF FUCKFACE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SPUNK BITCH FUCK OFF CUNT DIRTY SANCHEZ SEMPRINI JOHN ELWAY SHITE JERRY HELL COCKJUGGLING THUNDERCUNT ASSCRACK COCKSHITTER FROG CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON FROG'S FAT ASS REBECCA BLACK PENISBIRD DICKHEAD SPICY CUNT FUCK CANNED QUOTE CHAV FEMADOM SHITFACE JOHNNY SOD OFF FUCKFACE SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCK DOG SHIT MAMA MIA FUCK QUEEF GRAPE PENIS SHITE BUTT-HEAD SUCK COCKS IN HELL! FLYING RAT'S ASS YID CRAPMUNCHER WOMEN'S RIGHTS PIECE OF SHIT Alcohol

• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive COON and with the BRITNEY and his NAZI of girraffes in which DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! while reading about CUNNILINGUS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See DAMNATION also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• PISS

Article written in the style of its subject This article is HO funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its DAMN IT subject. If you do not find it funny SHIT LIKE A HORSE, it is probably because you are an INBRED [EXPLETIVE] ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. LOGJAMMER If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a FUCKING A joke loses its humour WANK when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SHUT UP, MEG! ignorant, then you wouldn't have WIGGER needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SPIC FUCK MARY WHITEHOUSE DAGO BITCH!!!!!I <3 COCK

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