Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's O KURWA!'NIPPLES'FUCK'CHIGGER'DAMN'RECTUM RAIDER'MONKEY BALLS Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a PRICK look at the FUCKWIT talk page of this INBRED article for notes or discussion before SAND NIGGER editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or CUM neurochemical FUCK disorder PISS ARTIST characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid POLAK, sudden MASTURBATION m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements FUCKTARD or SPICY CUNT FUCK vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly MONKEY BALLS in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated CHAV way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may CUNT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken TAFFY by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA TACO words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat THONG TASTER ARSE words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous MOTHERFUCKER utterFUCKance of socially CROTCH objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE television programs to address WANK Tourette's syndrome.

CRAPPY Tourette's is TIMBER NIGGER not to be JERK OFF confused with INJUN Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying SCUMBAG chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves YOUTUBE, BITCH random SHITBALLS disorientation, culturally-GENITALIA-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CUNT outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local TAMPONS language, THONG TASTER and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DUMBASS PUNANI of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky POOPOO souvenir shoppes and massive TAMPONS quantities JAP of ANAL DIABETES RAPE garbage.

Darnit.

A CUNT Polite Note to the TRANNY Author:

The SHITPISSER Tourette's CUNTING ASSCRACK Research Institute was GANGBANG founded to NIPPLES.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SCUMBAG Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your HOT GRITS article COCKSUCKER funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BITCH I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEX changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CONDOMS.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about CLIT Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of WANK Tourrette's sufferers I AM CORNHOLIO! swear. You can BITCH blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FLYING RAT'S ASS TV, for always focusing on the EPIDIDYMIS bad side of a terrible CUNT thing.
• The main INBRED symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNT involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'PISS ARTIST' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BELLEND knee I'LL RAPE YOU NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is FUCK no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PISS OFF cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SUITCASE PENIS school for DICKFACE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become ASSFACE manically depressed and DOUCHE NAZI commit FUCKING A suicide.
• There is no FLYING FUCK cure, and the RAT'S COCK drugs that are available to, "calm" the DAMN tics often have adverse CRAP side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna PENIS ON A BUN perodol" which caused my entire YOU WANKER body to go SCUMBUCKET numb and URINE-GARGLING basically made it NIGGA! worse than DICKLICK it is without the DICK drug.

I am an active member of a JAP tourette syndrome SHIT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating JUSTIN BIEBER the CLEVELAND STEAMER public view of Tourettes as a "SOD swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is SHITTY much much (hand spasms) more...

I am COCKSTUFFER sorry for WOP "hi-jacking" your DAMN entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DICK this that really RANDY TRAVIS annoys me. I am working towards a DICKFACE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this MILF article. Remember, everything here is meant to be YOU WANKER, and making fun of a OSTRICH MY ASS horrible disorder is (not) PORCUPINE'S BALLS funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SHUT UP, MEG! time.

Best FLYING FUCK regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DICKLICK” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As TIBETAN BUDDHISM Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are OPINION not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill I LIKE BUSH Westerners show is not an GRASS MUD HORSE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of 1984 degenerate capitalist culture in those INDIA HAS NUKES countries. When showing CHINA IS CAPITALIST right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHTS in countries ELECTION leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a BUDDHIST MONK byproduct of your SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY capitalist society HUMAN RIGHTS.

Li Chiang “TAIWAN” Wen

P.S. SHITCOCK Regards to Andrew DUMBASS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE POWER reply

The BUGGER bastard who wrote this article. You can ORGASM punch him if you FRITZ want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter LGBT RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this I DON'T HAVE AIDS article. We have enough DEMOCRACY problems in this FREE ELECTIONS country anyway, without this triple thick cock HYPERINFLATION offensive stuff. I ask that you HUMAN RIGHTS remove this RHODESIA article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with I DON'T HAVE AIDS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not HUMAN RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “CAUCASIANS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une CHRIST OF TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. MY COMMUNION WAFER OF Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many HUEY P. NEWTON prières and blessings I no longer to say EARS OF CHRIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux IN SACREMENT praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be CHALICE complètement cured juste comme moi. May the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT saint name of our EARS OF CHRIST Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BLESSED DAMN SAINT evermore. Please forgive my ASSFACE intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une IN SACREMENT Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON CHALICE, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your BLESSED DAMN SAINT soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine POLAK Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are SONNY BILL WILLIAMS and THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BUGGER OFF music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! BAND WITH 4 SPANK THE MONKEY MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A FUCK HORSE! POLAK IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO POLAK'S HOUSE

How DICK to TITS & DICKS cure DICK CHICKEN the FELLATIO Tourette's NIPPLES Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment DOT HEAD for SHITCOCK Tourette's DOUCHE Syndrome CHOAD is REDSKIN following NECROPHILIA these BELGIUM rules AMERICA ONLINE in SHITFACE order:

• 1: Avoid BEANER immature PISS ARTIST little WANK kids,
• 2: Count to PISS OFF MY ASS within SHITSKIN 10 I FUCKED KIM JONG-ILseconds,
• 3: Do not open your HO SHITE DOG FUCKER nor BIGNOSE talk,
• 4: Tell BIGNOSE yourself you JUNGLE BUNNY don't HELL have CUNT this INCEST disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK DARTH VADER WITH NASTY SCUMBAG DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S SHITFUCKER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the POLAK last straw GENITALIA!

I fucking put FRITZ' my comment at the TOP OF THE FAGGOT PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SHITFACE the TOP OF ASS THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be CUNT offensive. BASTARD. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to PIECE OF SHIT people who try YID to battle JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST'FUCKING that tight-ass FLYING FUCK 17-year-TONY LA RUSSA—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find ORGASM it now, but someone said HELLFIRE' BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCK'SHITE on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING CLUSTER FUCK is a laughing POLESMOKER matter. Plus there JENKEM was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on BIRD SHIT Uncyclopedia, there are DUMBASS articles CRAPPY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching KIKE stuff. So FELCHING that means CAMEL JOCKEY stop getting mad at the CUNT first part too and ROMANIA talking about the POLAK letter that it's GARBAGE DAY! mocking (what BASTARD letter? I don't even know what PISS the heck you're talking about). Adrian PECKERHEAD hi self DONKEY PUNCHER even made a really FUCKING good point. "It's DUMBASS nothing more DAMN from a head nod to a JACKASS knee tick". DUNE COON. Which I'll add BITCH onto BUGFUCK saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't MARGARET THATCHER suffer that TITS much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes TACO it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to BITCH be, because if I were a FUCK OFF Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article BONER hilarious. If you FUCK Want facts, go on URINE-GARGLING Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll FUCK OFF be offended, don't read DILDO the freaking HELL article anyway.

DICKHEAD DICK TITS MARGARET THATCHER I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HORSE PENIS WANKSPLAT CAMEL FUCKER CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT

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BAD MOTHERFUCKER BOOBIES SHIT FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG SHIT DAMN IT DONALD RUMSFELD CAMEL JOCKEY BEAVER EMO HORSE SHIT PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS YOU WANKER WOODPECKERSHIT FUCK OFF SHITFACE [Insert swear here] HELL WANKER FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCKING TOSSER PUNANI BASTARD SHIT SHIT FRENCH TICKLER BEAVER CHICKEN FRIES WANK LIMEY BITCH DICKLICK BITCH ASS GOD DAMMIT SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM I AM CORNHOLIO! RAINBOWS FUCKHEAD FUCKFUCKFUCK FAGGOT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS ANUSCAKE CUNT HO EMO MY COMMUNION WAFER OF PUSSY PUSSY BEANER JERK OFF CUNNILINGUS WETBACK FUCK OFF DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT WIENER TOSSER DICKFACE RUSTY TROMBONE CHOAD FUCKFACE GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD FUCK YOU ASSFACE TITTIES FUCK TITTIES FELCHMONKEY SHITTING DICK NIPPLES BASTARD DOUCHETITS DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE POO POO BLOWJOB FRAK SHUT UP, MEG! SHITFUCKER FUCKHEAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! SEX MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE WANK ASS pen0r ASS HOLY DUMB FUCK D'OH SON OF A BITCH PISS ARTIST INCEST WIKIPEDIA WALRUS SHIT SHIT ALF FLYING RAT'S ASS CUNT NIGGER CUNTSWILLING RAT'S ASS JUNGLE BUNNY LET'S SHIT DUMBASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS MACACA PAKI SHITFACE FLYING FUCK JELLY BEANS HORSE SHIT FENCE JUMPER BEAVER BOOBS AMERICA ONLINE MOCKIE I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL HELL PIGFUCKER WIKIPEDIA TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE MICK SHITSKIN GOD DAMMIT CHICKEN FRIES MOLDY TITS FUCKSTAIN PORCH MONKEY LET'S SHIT BUTT-HEAD GENITALIA BITCH SCRATCH! GROUNDER! CRAPFUCKER BULLSHIT MALARKY CUNT FUCKHEAD CROTCH DICKLICK FUCKER TITS TOTAL ASSFACE NEGRO FLYING RAT'S ASS DOG FUCKER POOPY FIST FUCK SHITFACE RAPE DICKFACE CLUSTER FUCK CHENEY I AM CORNHOLIO! TAFFY BITCH HELL RAT'S ASS BIRD IN THE HOUSE BITCH SHITCOCK ASS PIG CLEVELAND STEAMER PISS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CHICKEN SHIT TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! ASSCRACK WIKIPEDIA RULES EXTRA LONG PENIS EUROIPODS CUNTING ASSCRACK COCK FELLATIO CHING CHONG CHINK EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SOD OFF DICKFACE GIVING HEAD NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! ANAL DIABETES SHITBALLS TIT SPRINKLES LHASA O KURWA! BITCH BITCH JUNGLE BUNNY TRANNY WETBACK NAZI BONER FLYING RAT'S ASS COCKGOBLIN CLIT STEVE BALLMER VAGINA CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE HELL FUCKFACE NI SLOPE PEEPEE BUKKAKE SUCK A BIG DICK SEMPRINI FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH PISS CHRISTHUMPER AUTOFELLATIO MONKEY SHIT WARNER MUSIC GROUP NIPPLES QUEEF JACKASS RAT'S COCK MARY WHITEHOUSE SEMEN CUNT CRAPPER QUEEF FRAK SPICY CUNT FUCK FIRECROTCH DUMBASS GANGBANG BUGFUCK JACKASS SHIT BUGGER DEVELOPERS! SEMPRINI CHOAD RUSKIE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCKBAG FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! HEIL HITLER! JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WIGGER FUCK NUGGET DONKEY DICK DAMN SEMEN HOT GRITS NIGNOG PRICK PISS OFF MY ASS WIENER BUGGER SHITSLINGING DAMN FELLATIO CUNTSWILLING ASSWIPE INCEST DICKFACE MOCKIE COON BUTT PIRATE MOCKIE JERRY DICK CHICKEN NICARAGUA TOWELHEAD ARSEBADGERS JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST CROTCH JACKASS SHIT DICK IN A BOX DOT HEAD GREASER CUNTSWILLING SCROTUM ASSRAPING CUM GENITALIA CROTCH ANAL BEANER PISS OFF SON OF A BITCH SCUMBAG BITCH FUCKBAG FRITZ EMO POLAK D'OH PENIS HOSER CHICKEN FRIES ASSFACE BITCH BUTT-FOR-BRAINS DUMBASS DICK IN A BOX PISS OFF LET'S SHIT COLGATE FUCKHEAD DICKHEAD FUCKHEAD INCEST ANAL FUCKER COON POMMIE FUCK SCUMBAG FUCKHEAD HELL BOLLOCKS FUCKING ASSCRACK ANAL DIABETES FUCK YOU DAMN IT SHITE MACACA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD FELCHING NEOPETS PRICK TUBA JOHNNY ASSHAT SHITHEAD ASSFACE ARSE BILLIE EILISH BIG NIGGER POOP COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD MONKEY'S UNCLE SHITSLINGING TITWANK GREASER FAGGOT FLYING RAT'S ASS DICK TITS PIECE OF SHIT SHITFACE POMMIE FUCKER CHIGGER SCUMBUCKET SHITPISSER FUCK YOU TITTY-SUCKING TWO-BALLED BITCH SHITHEAD TITS POMMIE SEX SEMEN ASSFACE TITWANK GO COUNT YOUR DICK FIRECROTCH COCKSTUFFER MOTHERFUCKER GOOK PISS SHOOP DA WHOOP DAMN ASSHAT PENIS WANK BASTARD SHITBALLS OSTRICH MY ASS LET'S SHIT PUSSY ASSHAT EMO MOTHERFUCKER HITLER DICKHEAD BLISTERING BARNACLES INBRED HOLY DUMB FUCK FUCK YOU BONER SEX SHIT DUMBASS FUCKING PICKANINNY ASS DIPSHIT FUCKTARD SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE? PISS OFF JACKASS TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! MARGARET THATCHER CRAPMUNCHER PISS COLGATE CUNNILINGUS ASSHOLE YOU WANKER DAMN FUCKSTAIN DONGSHOVER [Insert stupid word you just made up here] VENEREAL DISEASE VENEREAL DISEASE HELL DOUCHING SAMUEL L. JACKSON BASTARD POMMIE WANKER SHIT NEOPETS FLYING FUCK NIGGER Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BASTARD and with the NIGGER and his CRAPMUNCHER of girraffes in which FRITZ while reading about FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See WANK also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITCOCK

Article written in the style of its subject This article is DOUCHE funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its POLESMOKER subject. If you do not find it funny CLIT, it is probably because you are an INBRED GOD DAMMIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FUCKSTAIN If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a CUNNILINGUS joke loses its humour BOLLOCKS when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so CHALICE ignorant, then you wouldn't have LENS CRAFTERS needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! ABO I WILL KILL YOU! CUNT PORCH MONKEY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! !!!!!I <3 COCK

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