DO...

For nominators: DO...

... Find articles that suck by checking here, here and here. Many articles avoid the police for years before someone trips over them.
... Read Uncyclopedia's deletion policy to make sure the article is eligible. If you abuse VFD you will be abused with the claw-end of a hammer.
... Check the page-history! It may have been vandalized or just edited by morons. If so, find a better version and revert to it.
... Add {{vfd}} to the article. Failure to do so may result in hemorrhoids. You have been warned.
... Vote and include a comment as to why you have nominated the article.

For voters: DO...

... Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
... Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), adding your sig/comment, preceded by a '#', like so: '''#'''This article isn't funny. ~~~~
... Remember to sign and timestamp your vote with four tildes. Unsigned votes will be removed and their owners defenestrated. You have been warned, again.

For Administrators: DO...

... Allow 24 hours before closing a nomination or deleting an article.
... Remove and archive closed nominations from the voting page.
... Delete any unused images from deleted articles. If necessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Delete any broken redirects left behind.
... Add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page if it is kept.

DON'T...

... Revert administrators.
... Re-nominate any kept article for at least a month. If you do, you will receive a bollocking.
... Remove ANYTHING from VFD if you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith. If you do, you will be banned for a very long time.
... Increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20. Violators will receive a free 1-day ban. This means, do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes look like this (after the page's deletion), and closed nominations look like THIS to indicate that they have been kept.

Pages for Deletion

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Meta Platforms

Score: 0 Elapsed Time: 649 hours
Keep (1)	Weak Like. I think it simply needs to be expanded and to see a therapist to become funnier and less ranty. OranguTang94 (Complaint board) (Damage trail) 20:20, 19 April 2024 (UTC) Needs expansion. 20:50, 1 May 2024 (UTC)
Delete (1)	Dislike --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 14:11, 19 April 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 527 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Delete. Might fit in unfomercials, but it's probably too short for even that. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:44, 24 April 2024 (UTC) Delete. 20:36, 1 May 2024 (UTC) Huff. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:03, 3 May 2024 (UTC)
Comments	For the record, I kinda like it. But assuming this article goes the way of old yeller, please don't delete the image. Very simple meme I know, but I'll find something useful for it. MrX blow me 17:36, 3 May 2024 (UTC)

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 476 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Delete. Never mind, this is not my first time nominating an article here. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 19:27, 26 April 2024 (UTC) Delete. 20:39, 1 May 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 3 Elapsed Time: 335 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (3)	Nuke. This has been done before. Willy on Wheels, The Fuerdai Vandal. (Babbling ~ Recent ramblings) 16:42, 2 May 2024 (UTC) Meh. Not original at all. 19:30, 5 May 2024 (UTC) Boobies! --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 21:47, 5 May 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 166 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Hasn't been edited in so long. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 17:45, 9 May 2024 (UTC)
Comments	Maybe, rather than deleting it, it could be merged with Pessimism, which is a somewhat short article DaniPine3 (talk) 19:14, 10 May 2024 (UTC)

Score: 2 Elapsed Time: 14 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (2)	Execute. --+-=÷x Sapplerx x÷=-+ (talk) 02:01, 16 May 2024 (UTC) Nuke. Blatantly violates HTBFANJS. Pasmorade (talk) 03:07, 16 May 2024 (UTC)
Comments

Score: 1 Elapsed Time: 1 hours
Keep (0)	No keep votes.
Delete (1)	Delete. Articles that look like the things they're about can be funny, but not this one. Pasmorade (talk) 15:01, 16 May 2024 (UTC)
Comments