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 It's another sunny day in Cairo, an idle taxi driver standing by his car is approached by a good looking American female reporter.. Reporter: Hi Egyptian: wa aleikom es-salam ya otta! Reporter: Do you speak English? Egyptian: Berfect! Reporter: Do you mind if I interview you? Egyptian: Interfiew?! (narrows eyes in distrust) you mukhabarat? I didn't do anysing! I am good Egybtian! I did not show za photo of za brezident wearing dress! Reporter: ... Sir, I'm a reporter for-- Egpytian: Oh, you no mukhabarat? Nevar mind. Forget I say anysing about za brezident in dress. He is very man. Reporter: (looking baffled) Name? Egyptian: Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo. Reporter: Sex? Egyptian: Yes blease. You want to do in taxi? It's very nice. Nearly has air-condition and za chairs are camel lezar. (Full article...) You can vote for your favorite Pirate to be avoid the handmans noose. More of the best Pirates from the good ship Pirateopedia What were we getting up too in past years, Arghhhh! June 4: International Smack-A-Kid Day
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What be worrying the Land Lubbers
 Donald Trump is the first convicted President of the United States
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Pirate of the Month and Swabbie of the Month Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome! So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore. Let us all clap for him because I said so.
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