Columbia

Columbia can refer to:

• Colombia, the country where you can buy a drug mule for 17 cents - but watch out for death squads!
• British Columbia, where both the drug mules and death squads have British accents.
• District of Columbia, A.K.A. Washington, D.C., capital of the USA.
• Space Shuttle Columbia, a sophisticated piece of machinery that was involuntarily converted into insurance dollars.
• Columbia University
• Columbia, South Carolina, the capital of South Carolina.
• Columbo, that famous detective from the 70's.
• Colombia, the tree fort built by Christopher Columbus in 1461. Girls were not allowed in this fort. Sadly, due to poor construction, it exploded in low-earth orbit.
• Your mom, if her name is Columbia.

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