Butthole King

Butthole King is a brand new fast food chain, with most of their items being inspired by bowel movements or bodily fluids. They are infamous for serving raw beef that causes food poisoning while also including cyanide in their other products. The name is inspired by the things occurring in the Burger King bathrooms, specifically with "friends".

History

The restaurant was founded during 9-11, inspiring a movement called "Poisonous Food is Dangerous". Its founder, Pooh Pee Pants, was saddened by the current situation of American cuisine, which was only vomit-inducing, and felt that it could be worsened much, much more. So, he proposed to open a new restaurant where the food was so, so disgusting; it's a miracle it hasn't been closed by the FDA yet.

On December 19, 2005, 8-year old Kenny McCormick ate there and proceeded to vomit all his organs out of disgust. Local news reports say that "The burger was so bad that he rejected all his organs, just to remove a single trace of that burger." This caused the restaurant's owners to cry with happiness, as they had finally completed their goal.

After the scandal, Butthole King began an ad campaign which used the slogans "So Bad That You'll Wish You Were Dead!" and "Way, WAY, Worse than Katrina", which was highly successful. This caused them to introduce their beverage aisle, which was capable with giving a perfectly healthy person Malaria. Ironically, the Chinese would unintentionally mix the drinks in that aisle with a new virus they were experimenting with, causing COVID-19.

Products

The things they serve at Butthole King include:

• Rawpper (includes traces of ass yellow cheese)

• Bidenburger (by Sleepy Joe)
• Fries With Special Mayo (by the teenage customers watching High School DxD)
• Eggplant With Mayo and Zesty Lettuce (by Drake) (discontinued after Kendrick shot Drake 5 times)
• COVID-Coke (gives you COVID)
• Tigerburger (discontinued, used to give you rabies
• Maggot Delight (by Norrisation People)
• "Free Will" Burger (by the U.S. Government)
  • 2Pac Chicken Sandwich (by Tupac) (Comes with 5 holes in it)
    

    The world famous Rawpper.

Public reception

JFK titled it "Mind-blowingly delicious"

Charles Calvin described the flavor as "A bunch of pieces of crap all exploding in your mouth."

Doise described the flavor as "Making me want to bleed out and die."

2Pac described the flavor as "A shooting sensation."

Osama Bin Laden described the flavor as "A flying feeling."

Partnerships

Uwe Bowls partnership

Butthole King partnered with Uwe Bowls, selling the repulsive cereal in their restaurant from 2008 to 2014. This was to convince Uwe Bowls to introduce a new flavor, aptly named "You Now Have Cancer". The partnership helped Use Bowl go bankrupt, as the FDA froze the company's assets as it was so disgusting. However, a former employee (Chef Pii) made her own brand, now known as Pink Sauce.

PBS Kids partnership

Another partnership was with PBS Kids, made to celebrate Daniel Tiger's reign. The Tigerburger, made out of the victims of Daniel Tiger, was a limited time burger that was discontinued due to a Butthole King employee being stabbed by the Tiger for not making the burger correctly. The burger was known for giving customers rabies, so they sold "Water free Covid-Coke" so the customers with rabies could drink it.

Floorball partnership

The company also partnered with Floorball, the most popular sport in the religion Norrisation. The partnership showed Floorball athletes eating Rawppers while playing shortly before throwing up uncontrollably and passing out, the ads had the tagline "Rawdogging a Rawpper". The partnership was a success and increased sales by 0.03%, most consumers who bought it got the wrong impression that it was instant death when biting into it, either that or to pleasure themselves with their front pocket.

People also started munching on the Rawpper during Norrisite Mass as it was considered "cool as shit" and "will not give you HIV", the first claim is false as the burger was hot and ready and the other claim is wrong because Norrisitation people are born with HIV.

The sale increase from Norrisation people added a new menu item the MAGGOT DELIGHT hitch-hiking off of a popular Norrisation cheese in which maggots are in the cheese.

See also

• Food That Looks Like Shit

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